So now included in the gay porn items is a camera, this should be fun.

 

The bike, or at least parts of said bike, have shown up scattered in the neighborhood. I think some neighborhood kids have taken some vengeance upon Ray-Ray.

What a week for Ray-Ray. First he gets caught stealing my wifes shoes, then he gets kneed in the nuts and now his bike has been stolen and stripped by neighborhood kids.:sonicjay:

The proper authorities from our welfare state have been notified (again) and are supposed to do a home visit on Monday.:whiz:

 

Glad to see you survived the weekend.

If you want, Rambo is a good friend of mine, I can send him over to dispose of the situation. :thumb:

 

You should go to their house when everyone is gone and disconnect the cable tv and replace with cc tv that has gay porn on continuous loop. It would keep said retard busy and would be an interesting complaint call to the service provider.

 

Make Ray-Ray think of candy.

 

wow that is the only thread i have read every post in and it was funny as hell
but seriously this kid needs to go a gun will work O and jeepyFUCK YOU,
you are probably the gayest person i have ever not seen

 

but seriously this kid needs to go a gun will work O and jeepyFUCK YOU,

 

^^^^^^x2

 

Hombre is going to get some supprize buttsex from a retard for shooting a dog.

Ain't Karma a bitch.

 

Rubber bullets, rock salt = just pepper spray his azz...

 

Ray-Ray got himself a court ordered stay in a foster home today. He brought his camera into the court house and the deputies at the metal detectors told him he couldn't have it in the court house. He snapped fake pictures of them and told them he was there because a cop kicked him in the nuts.:teehee:

Then, once inside the court room the Judge began talking on the record and Ray-Ray yelled, "Dis is no fair! I only stoleded some shoes and he kicked me in my balls!" The Judge told him to calm down and that we were here today to get him some help. Ray-Ray then yelled, "I don't need no help! I wanna sue for some money! Lots of money!"

The Judge signed the paperwork prepared by the DHS people and Ray-Ray was told to follow the bailiffs out of the court room. It didn't look like that was going to happen at first and I thought I'd have to knee him in the nuts again. Ray-Ray asked the Judge, "If I go with those cops can they help me find out who stoleded my bike?" The Judge said, "Sure. Just go with the officers and they will help you." He left without a fight. Bye-bye Ray-Ray, see you in a few weeks.:fish:

The neighbors tore his fort down today and found a Playgirl magazine, wads and wads of paper towel and where he'd been pooping behind his fort. Again, this isn't his property it's owned by an older guy who is afraid to tell him to get off the property.:bdr2:

 

hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

you're so making this shit up

 

I am NOT making this stuff up. I'm going to try to find a public photo of him to post. He got into trouble in Florida too. That was prior to the family moving to Michigan.

 

:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

At first I thought this was Hombre being Hombre, but now Im not so sure.

 

You couldn't make this up if you were the best author in the world. :sonicjay:

 

this was the funniest post ever. sorry to see it end i was hoping for 10 pages and it looks like we where successful. thanks Ray-Ray and your shoe fetish and motorboating the cj-5 for a delightful story

 

Hombre, what is your location? I am thinking garden city? That seems like the kind of place people like Ray Ray would live. :teehee:

 

Frank-n-BEANS... Frank-N-BEANS







:teehee:

 

Too freakin funny. Got to be true or he would have started the first post with "No Shit this really happened"

I LIKE TARTER-TOTS:teehee:

 

so fake

 

i say 100% true way to detailed to be fake. and why would Hombre waist his time arguing about it with jackasses

 

 

Hombre if you're making this shit up, I suggest you bring your laptop to work and start novels while waiting for speeders.

 

O.K. I have a retarded kid neighbor who stole my wifes shoes, motor boated my CJ5 after kicking in my garage door, forced me to knee strike him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him on his ass, took fake pictures of my house, jerked off repeatedly to Playgirl magazine and pooped on the ground behind his fort and some of you think I'm making this shit up. WTF?

Get choked by a guy who is retard strong once and you'll know right away it's for real. I thought I was gonna have to shoot him but he probably would have been un-phased and just ran in circles yelling "police blootality!"

Some others think I'm making fun of retarded people. I am not. I have a retarded terrorist for a neighbor whose parents are probably first cousins. That shit isn't funny! Well, it is, but not really. I'd rather have a fucking Pit Bull breeder living in the neighborhood. Those I could just shoot and blow their legs off with a 12 gauge.

I almost posted his mug shot because it's public, but I'm not giving up my secret identity. I'll keep looking. If I have to I'll sit outside of the foster home and snap a picture of him with a REAL camera.

Fuck you, Ray-Ray!:finger:

 

I have a retarded terrorist for a neighbor whose parents are probably first cousins. That shit isn't funny! Fuck you, Ray-Ray!:finger:

sig line worthy

 

With any luck the foster home will take better care of him than his "parents" do. It sounds like they are the ones that should be sent away.



2 things in this thread bring teh funny:

1. motorboating
2. police blootality

 

So hombre, are you going to flim your next fight with a retard? I bet these guys would pay to see it.

 

So hombre, are you going to flim your next fight with A.J. Hall? I bet these guys would pay to see it.

He could make some money to put towards his donut habit.

 

forced me to knee strike him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him on his ass, took fake pictures of my house, jerked off repeatedly to Playgirl magazine and pooped on the ground behind his fort and some of you think I'm making this shit up. WTF?

i think it's funny he forced you to jerk off repeatedly to a playgirl magazine and poop on the ground behind his fort! only a retard would think of making someone do that. the force is strong with this retard! :teehee:

 

I live in Clarkston. My real name is Kelly.

 

I do believe the person to whom you are referring resides in Waterford.