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#1 ·
The mentally retarded neighbor kid came to our garage sale last weekend and stole two pairs of my wifes shoes. She was selling several pair and she saw him take them but was afraid to say anything to him. I found him in his "fort" behind his house with her shoes and he was trying to put some black heels on when I got there.

I went to take the shoes back and he spazzed out. Holy shit! It was like grabbing onto the Incredible Hulk. The kid is like 17 years old and retard strong. I had to knee him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him to bring him down and even then he tried to choke me to death.

His parents begged me not to arrest him (I wasn't going to any way, I mean seriously, how could you?). They offered to pay for the shoes. I told them $8.00 a pair. The wife was only asking $2.00 per pair.:teehee:

Last month I found him sitting in my CJ-5 project making motorboat noises with his lips and bouncing around in the seat. The problem with that is he had to go into my LOCKED GARAGE to do it.

Why can't people control their kids? WTF!:fish:

Can someone put a tether with GPS tracking device on my retarded neighbor? Or a shock collar that electrocutes him if he comes near my yard?
 
#5 ·
That would look good in the newspaper.

I'm telling you, his parents are no help whatsoever. The kid needs to be locked up somewhere or something. The shock collar would work or maybe if I could just have him roughed up a bit.
 
#148 ·
Don't put the shocking collar on the kid. Put a shocking collar on the parents and a zone-detection collar on the kid. Then, everytime the kid crosses into the forbidden zone, it sends a radio signal to the collars on the parents, shocking them. That's when they will start controlling him.
winner winner chicken dinner:woot:
 
#9 · (Edited)
"if" you actually kneeded and leg swept the mentally challenged kid next door your a real dirtbag.

i dont care what the kid did. call the authorities, mabey they will know who can help the parents somehow.

how would you feel if one of your children were developmentally disabled?

think about how his parents feel when they have to try to keep up with him.
 
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#17 ·
If I had a retarded child the only thing I would feel was the back of its neck while I was smothering it. For fucks sake, we have enough menaces to society roaming around, we dont need any more special cases.
 
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#21 ·
My mom is a parapro for lake orion schools and works with mentaly handicaped kids. The biggest problem she runs in to is that as soon as the parents find out the kids have a problem the do nothing instead of helping them and bettering their life. So they end up out of control. The last kid she worked with was fisicly violent. He was like 6 ft and atleast 250 lbs if not more(my mom is 5ft tall) so he basicly through her around if he didn't get his way. Mom wouldn't do nothing and threatend to sew if they did anything. It's not the kids falt he is like that it's the parents.

End rant
 
#29 ·
maybe you should choke him out until the point where a normal person would have brain damage. Maybe it will work in reverse for him and straighten him out.

It's best to do this in the middle of the neighborhood while wearing a wife beater. Probably during 4th of July as well.