I just got this finished and I'm debating on making a few more to sell. This one is 2" x 6" x 1/4" with 1" clevis tabs and 7/8" clevises. Any feedback? Are they good enough to fetch $299?
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New rear bumper is finished.
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Since your just aching for me to ask this question cut right to it. Where are yours at? Now you can post a pic up and make me look like a complete tool. Guess what? I don't really give a damn. Just keep posting we are going for a record here homeslice.
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Whatever you do don't hurt your hand dude, the world cannot afford to lose skill like yours. just a quick question, when you advance your puddle why do you leave craters that are below flush on the base metal? just curious if this is some new method you Illinois gays are using these days.
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take your pick.
My welds are out in the oilfields and pipelines. you see, I am a real welder, not some wanna be who thinks 6 foot of square tube with some tabs welded on poorly = instant fame.
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11 pages and all we have is a shitty temporary bumper, a clapped out Jeep, a lot of shit talking, and a midevil impailing device disguised as a KOH truck.
To Stevo? It worked didn't it? Let's go for 20.
Edit: We now have a wide angle shot of Stevo's E penis. We don't get a closeup though because the radio waves would surely melt our testicles. So did you stick the lens through the fence to get that picture? Sorry dude, you left yourself wide open for that one. If you built that then get a closeup and I'll for real compliment it. Don't expect a blow job from me but there are plenty of people here who will gladly hop on.
To Stevo? It worked didn't it? Let's go for 20.
Edit: We now have a wide angle shot of Stevo's E penis. We don't get a closeup though because the radio waves would surely melt our testicles. So did you stick the lens through the fence to get that picture? Sorry dude, you left yourself wide open for that one. If you built that then get a closeup and I'll for real compliment it. Don't expect a blow job from me but there are plenty of people here who will gladly hop on.
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HAHA, on page 1 your bumper was a production prototype being considered for mass production and marketing, now its a shitty temporary bumper. I am willing to that by page 20 you will be claiming it was one of your friends that built it and you hate him and his bumper.
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Nope, it's my shit. not some overpriced Trailready spaceship shit. Now unless you want to post up some pics not taken through the fence or learn how to talk shit properly then you should sign off because your opinion means shit right now.
I got you all fired up over my own bumper and it's priceless. Who gives a damn how it looks or works since it's obviously good enough for now.
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I'm so glad to see you back. When can we expect some shots of your daddies rig?
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After reading this thread I now know the words you have been wanting to hear this whole time.
That'll do pig. That'll do.
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The only thing that is saving you, and has saved you for the past day or so is the fact that you can type complete sentences, which is more than I can say for the majority of dumb fucks around here. Other than that you pretty much have done a 180 from your original "marketing" first post as stevo noted you still fail
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you razz one of the few guys on here who can meet your demands. his last rig made >500 hp, he doesn't live in a trailer and he has been to college.
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His heat is too high, and he using a circle pattern. Which is fine for home welding but would never make it at a fab shop.
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tanks for splaining dat to me sweetie.
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No problem sugar tits:naughty:
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I'm going to go crawl into the corner and cry now. You have stumped me oh wise ones. I'll make sure to never use my shitty bumper to help recover your daddies Jeep from the hole that's bigger then the one you all have dug in my ass. Please have mercy on my soul oh kings of fab. Will you please take me under your wings and guide me through this twisted world of metal? It's all so confusing and when the day comes that they make it a skilled trade again I will surely be shit canned from work. Oh wow is me.
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I'm thinking a pack of a.b.c. strident firmly pressed together is a stronger weld then his burning skills, butt I could be wrong.
You keep laughing sir, my house never had wheels.
p.s. Why is it a blue ford in the you tube and a red ford in the bumper pic? Are you trying to pull a fast one on us? I feel like Sheriff Roscoe, sir Duke! Just paint the DAMM thing orange with a rebel flag for pete sake!
You keep laughing sir, my house never had wheels.
p.s. Why is it a blue ford in the you tube and a red ford in the bumper pic? Are you trying to pull a fast one on us? I feel like Sheriff Roscoe, sir Duke! Just paint the DAMM thing orange with a rebel flag for pete sake!
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Take a closer look at the picture. The tailgate is red but the bed is blue.
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Because the tailgate is red. Grab your glasses and look at the first pics again.
As for the rest of you........Oh wow is me. Can someone get me some cheese to go with my wine?
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Ya, I see that now. Sorry, been a hard day drinking my Malts after trading my food stamps for them.
For 299$, you should be able to add a tire carrier swing mount. Just saying.
For 299$, you should be able to add a tire carrier swing mount. Just saying.
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