[kickstand]

This is kind of like hey look at the dumb thing I did. But you add "You wanna know how I know that?" to it.

Like...

If you launch your boat and forget the drain plug it will sink to the bottom of the lake. Do you wanna know how I know that?

Or....

If the company you work for is not doing well and your boss finds out your resume is posted on careerbuilder chances are good that you will lose your job. Do you wanna know how I know that?

Or....

At 1am, it is not a good idea to try and retrieve your boat from a river, with a current, when your stupid trailer floats and you are by yourself....do you wanna know how I know that?

 

[Plato2k5]

don't pee in the woods when there are alot of skeeters around. You may get bit on unwanted areas... do you wana know how i know that?

 

[bj house]

It is much easier to buy a 4wd F150 then convert a 2wd (and cheaper) you don't wanna know.

or

A found broken digital camera with a flash card in it may hold naked treasures (you might wanna know

 

[Hacksaw]

chad are you drunk

 

[kickstand]

chad are you drunk

I could only wish, I already told you it is not a good idea to retrieve your boat alone or you may lose your ID which is invaluable when it comes to trying to purchase alcohol.

You wanna know how I know that?

Plus I don't drink much as it is.

 

[Hacksaw]

you may lose your ID which is invaluable when it comes to trying to purchase alcohol.

Maybe if you look 12 :tonka:

 

[kickstand]

Maybe if you look 12 :tonka:

Considering I shaved this morning, that could be the case :tonka:

Now back on topic. I know you done did something stupid lately.

 

[bj house]

Not hack

 

[Lemur]

"Don't stand around a bonfire when someone drunk might be throwing .45 ball ammo into it.....one could go off and hit you in the chest"

wanna know how i know that?

 

[FORD FLARESIDE]

Dont play volleyball at a bachelor party with a loveseat as the ball, it may go over the net three times without touching the ground, but someone is going to walk away with a limp...

"you wanna know how I know that"

 

[bj house]

on that note never throw a shotgun shell in a fire with 5 guys standing around

I know that I didn't stop running until it went off

the guy that got hit in teh leg ran about 100' and tried to hide behind a tree

 

[FORD FLARESIDE]

I'm on Vicadin this is kind of fun.........

If you duct tape your weaseling brother-in-law to his snowmobile naked, because he was hitting on some slutty chick at the bar............your sister will get pissed at you not him

"you wanna know how I know"

 

[astrogiblet]

I'm on Vicadin this is kind of fun.........

If you duct tape your weaseling brother-in-law to his snowmobile naked, because he was hitting on some slutty chick at the bar............your sister will get pissed at you not him

"you wanna know how I know"

Hahahaha WTF!


-Brandon

 

[Hacksaw]

At 9 years old, don't hook your mothers small gardening rake to a long peice of rope and try to use it as a grappling hook. It will fall down and stab you in the head, and possibly even stick. do you wanna know how I know that?

 

[Hacksaw]

At 23 years old, don't get all drunked up, at someones house that is only a half mile away and walk through the woods that you've never been in.

You will ruin a pair of pants and have cuts/bruises all over your body.

do you wanna know how I know that?

 

[jeepfreak81]

A 6" PVC sewer pipe sticking 12" vertically out of the ground WILL hold up a flatfender jeep when you run it over.

 

[jeeperbrian]

At 23 years old, don't get all drunked up, at someones house that is only a half mile away and walk through the woods that you've never been in.

You will ruin a pair of pants and have cuts/bruises all over your body.

do you wanna know how I know that?

i know that one.....

i like that grappling hook better though

 

[FORD FLARESIDE]

A Combination of Silkience shampoo, gojo hand cleaner, and hydrogen peroxide, will remove transmission fluid from your hair, but will leave you with funky colored high lights........

"you wanna know how I know"

 

[ovrlnd]

at 12 a cinder block thrown during a rock fight with your friend will hit you in the head leaving you with a horn after it heals and a ton of blood to rival any horror movie. ask me how I know that.

super swampers are guaranteed to dig ruts into your mom's newly sodded lawn whist pulling out a bush.

 

[Big Daddy Rubicon]

chad are you drunk

X 2, If not and with your bad luck latey, I'll buy you a beer!:thumb: