However..............I'd like to add.
I at work noticed I was missing my wedding band...........pricey it was. I felt faint when I noticed it missing...........so. I searched and searched and searched on my hands and knees through out our 100,000sqft shop. I punched out even cuz I knew it would take some time till I found it...........on my hands and knees I looked in every corner in every dark hidden space. I retraced every step I took, but I couldn't find my wedding band.
Finally I came to terms and told my wife I, me, lost my wedding band.......
She giggled.
She laughed.
She told me she took it off my finger to wash it.....................
So
I killed her.