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A farmer had three daughters, and each had a date Saturday night. The farmer was worried as his daughters had led very isolated lives on the farm, so sat on the porch with his shotgun to wait for each suitor.
The first car bumped down the old country road, and the first guy walks up to the porch and says "Hi my name is Freddy I'm here for Betty we're gonna go get spaghetti is she ready?" Farmer decides he is a good guy and off they go.
A second car bumps down the dusty road and the second guy walks up to the porch and says "Hi my name is Joe I'm here for Flo we're gonna go see the show, she ready to go?" Farmer takes a good look at him and nods, off they go.
Third car finally arrives, the guy walks up to the porch and says "Hi my name is Chuck-" and the farmer shoots him.

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