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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment.

She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft,
sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows,


covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time
to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touch by the amount

of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears
all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the
middle shelf, and huge,

enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it
strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side but doesn't
mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe,

this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my
children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He
responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where

they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so
overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat
than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion
with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,how was it?"

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the
middle shelf."
 

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Ohhh I got it. Had the sex been awesome, he would've said take one bear from the top shelf. OK sex, bottom shelf.
 

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Ohhh I got it. Had the sex been awesome, he would've said take one bear from the top shelf. OK sex, bottom shelf.
No. The part where he takes her back to his place. That is not very smart for a one nite stand. Plus since when do we give a chick a gift afterwards? So unrealistic.
 
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