[JeepInABox]

So, I sold that stolen 94 cavalier to some kid without a title last night.
I told him my son was in boot camp and that's why I could not find the title.

I plan on buying a hovercraft with the money. I want one that has a flux capacitor and can go 88 mph. Whay else should I look for?
If I can't find one for $250 I'll just have to go buy some meth instead.

 

[special ed]

In, bftb!:sonicjay:

 

[wave_crusher]

i've seen a couple on ebay that went for $175, they had a do-it-yourself flux capasitor and a push start

 

[Mr.Green]

You cant push start a hovercraft, you have to blow real hard underneith it to get it going.

 

[howell_jeep]

You cant push start a hovercraft, you have to blow real hard underneith it to get it going.

You could also get illegal ******* to help with liftoff.

 

[Chief Brody]

I would opt for the meth. Easier to use, and definitely more fun.

 

[Silver Bullet]

Meth on a hovercraft?

 

[Chief Brody]

meth on a hovercraft?

win!

 

[Silver Bullet]

win!

But he will need to sell another car.

 

[howell_jeep]

But he will need to sell another car.

Or the same one again after he reports it stolen.

 

[Nuggets]

Economy hovercraft: 5 gallon pail turned upside down, 1" hole cut in center of bottom, consume 4 burritto supreams from Taco Bell. Sit on pail, wait for burritto reaction, enjoy ride around neighborhood.

 

[spazbrevik]

Ecomomy hovercraft: 5 gallon pail turned upside down, 1" hole cut in center of bottom, consume 4 burritto supreams from Taco Bell. Sit on pail, wait for burritto reaction, enjoy ride around neighborhood.

:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[cglenn]

Ecomomy hovercraft: 5 gallon pail turned upside down, 1" hole cut in center of bottom, consume 4 burritto supreams from Taco Bell. Sit on pail, wait for burritto reaction, enjoy ride around neighborhood.

:sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[disorder xj]

I found one in your price range.

 

[Pokerob]

junkyard wars was an awsome show.

there was an episode where they had to make a hovercraft and i enjoyed watching the entertainment from the tv.

 

[Yetti]

I am troubled by the lack of knowledge here. you guys can try this at home. get a good high volume leaf blower. the bigger the outlet diameter the better. the small ones are for increased speed on the outlet. get a sheet of 5/8-3/4 osb and cut a hole dead center for the blower. on the flip side add foam lip. use them stupid pool floaties. just don't leave any gaps. then when you fire it up the foam seals to the ground and mild contures. if you can balance worth a shit you should be able to stand in the center and lean to go forward and stop , turn, etc. it might help if you add a podium to lean on

 

[JeepInABox]

I found one in your price range.

I think I still have that one in my moms basement.

go joe!!!

 

[Silver Bullet]

I am troubled by the lack of knowledge here. you guys can try this at home. get a good high volume leaf blower. the bigger the outlet diameter the better. the small ones are for increased speed on the outlet. get a sheet of 5/8-3/4 osb and cut a hole dead center for the blower. on the flip side add foam lip. use them stupid pool floaties. just don't leave any gaps. then when you fire it up the foam seals to the ground and mild contures. if you can balance worth a shit you should be able to stand in the center and lean to go forward and stop , turn, etc. it might help if you add a podium to lean on

So who is going to try this?