this thread still brings teh funneh

 

i want to see a picture of ray ray riding his bike... dont post untill you can fullfill this for me

 

First, he's still in the hospital. Second, if I posted another pic of Ray-Ray people wouldn't believe it any way. Waste of time.

 

I just read this whole thread...........WHOLLYFUCKINGSHIT that is funny!

I am glad I am a salesman and had the time to dick off and read this today...... that made my whole week.


I might start calling dumb people I encounter on a daily basis Ray Ray!

 

bump?

 

Ray-Ray is out of the hospital but I haven't seen him. I think he's still scared to cross the street.

 

Best Thread Evar

 

I think i love u Hombre

 

all lies.

 

I wish.

 

How did the call come across the radio?? How did you know it was Ray Ray or was it luck that you happened to be in the neighborhood?? Or are you the only officer in town?? just wondering very interested in the details

 

Do you really have to ask that one? How many other people do you know that would get hit by a car and then go get burger king?


I was going to use the word retard, but I figure they might all do it.

 

This thread is so addictive and funny I can't stop reading, I stop at page 5 tomorrow I'll keep on the giggles noises while my wife is sleeping lol. OMG is so hard not to laugh ha ha ha ....

 

I don't think pics will suffice anymore...

Video or it didnt happen

Btw i wanna know when tickets go on sale for the ray-ray viewings.

 

what happened to the best thread in the whole Great Lakes????


BUMP?!!!!! Hombre????

 

I just finished reading this whole thing....... Real or not its funny as hell!

The whole time I had this song stuck in my head.......

 

Needed a Bump... Best thread Evarrrrrr!:rock:

 

bump this since it was FUN Thread:woot:

 

god i love this thread...some needs to get leonard nimoy to read this entire thing...

 

am not gonna read the 400+ posts here and this may be a repost but you've gotta be concerned about the puberty of this young guy. this should be a concern especially if you have a daughter(s).

 

this reminds me of an incident that happend at my house last year. It was about 12:30am on a friday night, I had went to bed early as I had to be up at 5am. the wife wakes me up frantic theres "someone at the door". I assume its one of my drunk buddies wanting to hang out. As I'm trying to let everything completely register I realize that by "theres someone at the door" she means there is someone at the door to ourbedroom that leads outside to a deck where the hot tub is. so I move alittle faster to the door flip the light switch that goies to a flood light and nothing. Of course im thinking someone cut wires, took the bulb out as not to be seen. So I open the main door and there is a guy standing there, he opens the screen door. mind you i live on 20 acres butted up to state land and you cannot see our bedroom door unless your in my back yard in the daylight let alone at 12:30 at night. As soon as he opened the screen door I grabbed him and asked wtf are you doing (still partialy in a sleep induced stooper). Of course he started to struggle with me. At this point in my head im certian that this is satin himself coming into my home to rape and murder my wife and 3 daughters, so i started beating this guy near to death. I am not a small guy 6'1" 230lbs. As I'm standing over this guy (still trying to rationalize to myself that this is not a dream) I smell urine. They guy is moaning and groaning, he had pissed himself. The wife is standign in the doorway with my hand gun pointed at him. Apparently she had ran across the room, takin the gun out of the safe loaded the clipp and was ready to dirty harrey his ass. i told her to give me the gun as she was making me nervous and call 911. As she is on the phone with the popo and this guy is coming around and im talking to him "wtf ru thinking", "wtf ru" I realize A. I have just beat this guy retarted B. he was retarted to begin with. The answer was B. So after i get him to stop crying I take him into the kitchen heat him up a piece of pizza and give him a soda. He eats the pizza then gets into his backpack and pulls out a long blonde wig (that my middle daughter had thrown away a month ago). The cops show up and take him outside to get his side of the story which by the way was very amusing something about being abducted in traverse city at a club and going to an amusment park. So this big ass ex-jarhead cop comes to take my statement, I give him the rundown and he tells me the guy lives 2 miles from me hes 19 and his parents are having a hard time with him running away being violent and do i want to press charges. I tell the cop no, but that he needs to let the parents know how close they came to not having a son, that i have three daughters and a wife to protect and although I do feel bad for knockin the crap out of this guy I would do it again in a heartbeat. Since that night we have had things come up missing money, shovels, a tent, my ignation turned on in my jeep, 4 wheeler and snowmobile (prob motorboating my shit). Moral to the story yeah hes a tart but has anyone ever heard of survival of the fittest, my genes are not tainted and ill be damned if i should have to suffer because these cousins decided to breed.

 

Two questions.

1) Did he motorboat your CJ-5?

2) Did he look like this?

 

why is this not in classics???

 

take him out get him drunk and take him "boating"...and make sure you set it up so he leaves with friends and you "bumb into" him while hes out...offer some booze and boating....problem solved, so long as the parents dont go looking for him, but from how he sounds they wont

 

Motorboated my wrangler yes, I'm sure of it now. Did he look like Ray-Ray? not so much especially with my daughters long blonde hanna montanna wig that had been played with by a couple of young girls for over a year, thrown in the trash and then brought back to life to highted his twisted fantasy's while motorboating my wrangler.

 

Yeah! some do gooder bought Ray-Ray a compter, tsaguy huh i thought it would have been maybllshrt or thrillerderdader. yes i do live in the sticks and im not sure what that has to do with the the infringement of some window licker's parents on my rights and freedoms. please enlighten my hillbilly ass. Tell me how you have a "mentally challanged" brother, sister, realitive, how you cant believe someone would make fun of them and your going to kick my ass blah blah blah blah fucking blah. what your having trouble comprehending is I (we) do not have issue with the Ray-Rays of the world. Our issue is with the inbreed, lazy p.o.s. parents who do not understand that being a parent is an earned title not just somthing everyone calls you 9 months after you climbed off cousin Thelma. The thought process should be hay we are going to have a "Mentally challanged" child, do we have the skillset to give this child every thing he or she needs. Do we even have a clue what it will take to raise this child. Do we even know what a skillset is or should we give this child to someone who has the time,knowledge, patients to give this child all that he/she needs and deserves. I am a cynical asshole, I'm fully aware of that and have accepted this to the point of being alittle proud of that. I am an alfa male it is how I am wired, not to suger coat it by calling someone "mentally challanged" they are retarted. and the fact that you think by using a different word to describe them somehow changes who or what they escapes me. It is people like you and your liberial ideals that have made this country soft and venerable, and to that I believe that you are the one who is "mentally challanged".

 

Probably shouldn't call people "retarted" or "mentally challanged" when your spelling and grammar looks like this.

 

Could you tell me one thing spelling and grammer teacher is asshat one word or two.

 

Not sure but I know short bus is two so that should make your life easier.

 

Why would someone claim to be so sensitive towards the special needs people and not want them to be looked down on ,use a screen name as ((SPECIAL ED))
One sided hip or what???
I have had a special needs child. She was a great kid. BUT!! if she would have had social issues I would have looked out for her by making sure she could not disturb others in a violant manor

 

Formerly Special Ed

Ok, I changed my name to something more sympathetic. Ya buncha twats!

 

Ok, I changed my name to something more sympathetic. Ya buncha twats!

LMAO!
Good Play!

 

Great read :beerbang: opcorn: