So are you all ready for the 4th of july beat down? How's the mullet coming in? Wife beater? 40oz?

Ray-Ray won't know what hit him.

If for some reason Ray-Ray doesn't want to fight you can motorboat his moms tits to get him pissed off.

 

11 pages later and still chock full-o-win :sonicjay:

 

Sounds like a start to a childrens book series

"Ray-Ray the Retard builds a fort"

"Ray-Ray the Retard poops outside"

"Ray-Ray the Retard Motorboats a Jeep"

"Ray-Ray the Retard gets new shoes"

"Ray-Ray the Retard gets kick in the nuts"

"Ray-Ray the Retard screams Police Blootality"

"Ray-Ray the Retard goes to jail"

Stay to for the next series.....

"Ray-Ray the Retard stalks his prey"

"Ray-Ray the Retard gets revenge"

 

OMFG
:sonicjay:That is hilarious :sonicjay:

 

It sounds like Ray-Ray should have his own reality series. That would be some good TV there. Maybe on VH1 or something classy like that.

 

Most people on those VH1 series are fairly retarded...

 

 

I got mail! Yaaaaaaaae

 

Looks like the kid Clint Eastwood beat up in Gran Torino.

 

 

get your next "encounter" on tape and could you use num-chucks? or a ninja star?

 

I have been watching this since the first post and it keeps getting better

 

I was told today that Ray-Ray wrote me an apology note and I should get it tommorrow. I will scan it and post it.:teehee:

 

I can see it now -

Dear blootality cop, you kick me in the nuts, they still hurt! When I get out I am going to go retard strong on your ass and than motorboat your butt checks just like in my fort book that you STOLD!!!! .... I got pictures to prove it! .... Beotch!


LOL!

 

dude has mad acne.

x2 CC, he looks like a killer.

 

Ive never seen a retarded mexican before. However he does look like every other...
Oh, I get it now.

 

I actually got his apology letter via email. They let him type it himself. Here is the cut and paste of it:

Der Hombre I sorry for chockng yor nack I done leck to bee her at this plasee I won to cum homm no
i won sew yor for monie bequse I steld yor wife shoe my ball don hirt any wyz
me dad bilded a new fort to yose so I won cut in yor yards any wyz andy tell me to sty wyz for no on
I hop yor hav a good firwirk time
RayRay

 

Im going to have to call bullshit now because he types better than Framboi, well that and he is calling you Hombre.

 

heart warming

 

Sounds very sincere, maybe let him motor boat your jeep for old times sake

 

This thread is full of win.

 

Ray-Ray breaking news

Ray-Ray and other people in his foster home were taken shopping yesterday. Ray-Ray got caught shoplifting a big package of fireworks, nylons and a woman's bra. This apparently happened at a Walmart.:teehee:

I'm telling ya, the mother fucker is a menace to society.

 

Ray-Ray and other people in his foster home were taken shopping yesterday. Ray-Ray got caught shoplifting a big package of fireworks, nylons and a woman's bra. This apparently happened at a Walmart.:teehee:

I'm telling ya, the mother fucker is a menace to society.

I'd take cover if I were you...sounds like he has a plan

 

^^^ x2 This just keeps getting better!!!!!!:sonicjay:

 

I was in Grayling and Gaylord all weekend. No Ray-Ray sightings were reported.

 

I'm laughing so hard I'm coughing up a lung!

 

13 pages and all I keep seeing in my head is a retard kid in high heels doing motorboat noises in a cj-5 while washing dirty dishes

 

This rates up there in GL4x4 funniness like the stories of Sheniqua by Deke years ago

 

Ray Ray is home from retard prison. Worse than that, some do-gooder who doesn't live anywhere near Ray Ray felt sorry for him because his bike got stolen and stirpped. So, the do-gooder bought Ray Ray another bike.

If you're reading this Mr. Do-Gooder.........FUCK YOU!!!:finger::whiz:

Now the crazy son of a bitch is back, he's mobile and he has been stripped of his fort, his bike, his women's shoes, women's undergarments, gay porn and even his freedom (temporarily).

I think I'm gonna have to come up with a new plan.:teehee:

 

YOUR WELCOME!!:finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger:

 

My new plan.....getting Ray Ray to join the Army

 

put some antifreeze out.

 

Soak some candy in it first. Put it in a bowl outside his house and knee him in the nuts so he thinks of candy, Ray-Ray will then see and eat the candy. Problem solved.