The mentally retarded neighbor kid came to our garage sale last weekend and stole two pairs of my wifes shoes. She was selling several pair and she saw him take them but was afraid to say anything to him. I found him in his "fort" behind his house with her shoes and he was trying to put some black heels on when I got there.
I went to take the shoes back and he spazzed out. Holy shit! It was like grabbing onto the Incredible Hulk. The kid is like 17 years old and retard strong. I had to knee him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him to bring him down and even then he tried to choke me to death.
His parents begged me not to arrest him (I wasn't going to any way, I mean seriously, how could you?). They offered to pay for the shoes. I told them $8.00 a pair. The wife was only asking $2.00 per pair.:teehee:
Last month I found him sitting in my CJ-5 project making motorboat noises with his lips and bouncing around in the seat. The problem with that is he had to go into my LOCKED GARAGE to do it.
Why can't people control their kids? WTF!:fish:
Can someone put a tether with GPS tracking device on my retarded neighbor? Or a shock collar that electrocutes him if he comes near my yard?
I went to take the shoes back and he spazzed out. Holy shit! It was like grabbing onto the Incredible Hulk. The kid is like 17 years old and retard strong. I had to knee him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him to bring him down and even then he tried to choke me to death.
His parents begged me not to arrest him (I wasn't going to any way, I mean seriously, how could you?). They offered to pay for the shoes. I told them $8.00 a pair. The wife was only asking $2.00 per pair.:teehee:
Last month I found him sitting in my CJ-5 project making motorboat noises with his lips and bouncing around in the seat. The problem with that is he had to go into my LOCKED GARAGE to do it.
Why can't people control their kids? WTF!:fish:
Can someone put a tether with GPS tracking device on my retarded neighbor? Or a shock collar that electrocutes him if he comes near my yard?