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#1 ·
The mentally retarded neighbor kid came to our garage sale last weekend and stole two pairs of my wifes shoes. She was selling several pair and she saw him take them but was afraid to say anything to him. I found him in his "fort" behind his house with her shoes and he was trying to put some black heels on when I got there.

I went to take the shoes back and he spazzed out. Holy shit! It was like grabbing onto the Incredible Hulk. The kid is like 17 years old and retard strong. I had to knee him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him to bring him down and even then he tried to choke me to death.

His parents begged me not to arrest him (I wasn't going to any way, I mean seriously, how could you?). They offered to pay for the shoes. I told them $8.00 a pair. The wife was only asking $2.00 per pair.:teehee:

Last month I found him sitting in my CJ-5 project making motorboat noises with his lips and bouncing around in the seat. The problem with that is he had to go into my LOCKED GARAGE to do it.

Why can't people control their kids? WTF!:fish:

Can someone put a tether with GPS tracking device on my retarded neighbor? Or a shock collar that electrocutes him if he comes near my yard?
 
#129 ·
The proper authorities HAVE dealt with the kid and I'm one of those "proper authorities." He's already a ward of the court and has a court appointed "guardian" to represent him in court whenever he gets into trouble. They usually send him away for a bit and then he's back home.

BTW, I don't buy into the politically correct terminology of "mentally challenged." The kid is retarded (not Downs Syndrome either for those who are wondering-not that it makes any difference).

My wife just told me that the kid's dad called earlier and wanted to talk to me. I'm going to call him. Results of phone call to follow.:thumb:
 
#132 ·
O.K. I talked to the kids dad on the phone and he was pretty cool to start with. Then, a few minutes later he told me that Ray-Ray was really mad at me for telling him he couldn't go to his fort any more and that his testicles were still swollen.:teehee:

The dad said he would try to keep the retard out of my yard, but he wasn't going to keep him home in the yard because it was better for their family if Ray-Ray had his "freedom." I told the dad that Ray-Ray's "freedom" has terrorized the neighborhood and then the DAD said I was the one who turned the neighborhood against his son.

This time, I lost my cool a bit. I told him to keep his fucking kid off other people's property and that theyhad better learn how to keep Ray-Ray from attackig people.

The dad pretty much made excuses for his son. Useless conversation.

At one point in the conversation I heard the retarded kid in the background saying, "He kicked my balls, dad!" And, "We gonna sue you for money cop!"

I got a company coming tommorrow to install more security cameras so I can get him on video when he motoboats my CJ5 again.
 
#133 ·
Man, I thought I had it bad w/ my neighbors continually cutting thru my front yard (BF on one side of me w/ pool, GF and 18+ year olds on the other wanting to get to said pool). A terrorizing retard w/ swollen balls puts them to shame.

I feel for ya Hombre!
 
#134 ·
you are bitching about attractive young women crossing your lawn?
 
#136 ·
WTF?

I don't have time to read through all of this bullshit.

I want pics of your wife's feet in the purloined shoes. I'm on business and I need masturbation material.

Quickly, if you don't mind, I have to hang out by the ice machine and "scope" chicks.
 
#142 ·
btw, i totally respect Hombre for putting his life on the line every day to protect us defenseless people even though he got his ass kicked by a retard and then called the retards mother to bitch about it. i don't don't think anyone should be allowed to carry weapons for self defense except for officers of the law and this case especially proves that we citizens are safe because of the superior training and expertise of the fine gentlemen of our law enforcement community. Yeah Hombre!... can i suck your dick?!
 
#178 ·
I know I was thinking the same thing. Hey Hombre can you put like 6 deadbolts on the door so he doesn't kick it in again? :sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

Seriously come November send him an all brown suit so he can go play in his fort. Problem solved.
 
#159 ·
Ray-Ray the retard is sitting on his bike in the street taking pictures of my house/yard right now.
 
#162 ·
I went out and watered the flowers for my wife. Ray-Ray the retard has a FRS walkie talkie talking to his mom. I heard her say, "stay out of his yard and just ride to the store."

The store is a neighborhood convenience store that he has been caught shoplifting at before. It looks like mom's idea of keeping tabs on him was to go to WalMart and buy a pair of walkie talkies.:teehee:

I got my hunting walkie talkies out and I'm trying to see if I can find what channel he's on so I can talk to him on the radio.:sonicjay:
 
#170 ·
Ray-Ray has no wheels.......he left his bike somewhere and doesn't remember where and now they think it's stolen.:sonicjay: The mom called me and asked if I'd seen it. I said, "not since I saw your son in front of my house taking pictures."

She told me it was an old 35mm camera that didn't have any film in it and he likes to take pictures of people he's mad at.:teehee:

I wish they would quit talking to me.