[steveo]

 

[Shotgun]

Hombre if you're making this shit up, I suggest you bring your laptop to work and start novels while waiting for speeders.

 

[Hombre]

O.K. I have a retarded kid neighbor who stole my wifes shoes, motor boated my CJ5 after kicking in my garage door, forced me to knee strike him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him on his ass, took fake pictures of my house, jerked off repeatedly to Playgirl magazine and pooped on the ground behind his fort and some of you think I'm making this shit up. WTF?

Get choked by a guy who is retard strong once and you'll know right away it's for real. I thought I was gonna have to shoot him but he probably would have been un-phased and just ran in circles yelling "police blootality!"

Some others think I'm making fun of retarded people. I am not. I have a retarded terrorist for a neighbor whose parents are probably first cousins. That shit isn't funny! Well, it is, but not really. I'd rather have a fucking Pit Bull breeder living in the neighborhood. Those I could just shoot and blow their legs off with a 12 gauge.

I almost posted his mug shot because it's public, but I'm not giving up my secret identity. I'll keep looking. If I have to I'll sit outside of the foster home and snap a picture of him with a REAL camera.

Fuck you, Ray-Ray!:finger:

 

[mideerslayer]

I have a retarded terrorist for a neighbor whose parents are probably first cousins. That shit isn't funny! Fuck you, Ray-Ray!:finger:

sig line worthy

 

[C.K.]

With any luck the foster home will take better care of him than his "parents" do. It sounds like they are the ones that should be sent away.



2 things in this thread bring teh funny:

1. motorboating
2. police blootality

 

[Freak]

So hombre, are you going to flim your next fight with a retard? I bet these guys would pay to see it.

 

[Blazin_wheeler]

forced me to knee strike him twice in the nuts and leg sweep him on his ass, took fake pictures of my house, jerked off repeatedly to Playgirl magazine and pooped on the ground behind his fort and some of you think I'm making this shit up. WTF?

i think it's funny he forced you to jerk off repeatedly to a playgirl magazine and poop on the ground behind his fort! only a retard would think of making someone do that. the force is strong with this retard! :teehee:

 

[C.K.]

So hombre, are you going to flim your next fight with A.J. Hall? I bet these guys would pay to see it.

He could make some money to put towards his donut habit.

 

[Hombre]

He could make some money to put towards his donut habit.

Keep it up. I'll give Ray-Ray your address and he can motorboat your Jeep and choke you with his super-human, retard strength.:finger:

 

[BigBird]

Keep it up. I'll give Ray-Ray your address and he can motorboat your Jeep and choke you with his super-human, retard strength.:finger:

That shit's good right there...

 

[C.K.]

I live in Clarkston. My real name is Kelly.

 

[TJJEEP]

So are you all ready for the 4th of july beat down? How's the mullet coming in? Wife beater? 40oz?

Ray-Ray won't know what hit him.

If for some reason Ray-Ray doesn't want to fight you can motorboat his moms tits to get him pissed off.

 

[MusKegon_ZJ_gurl]

11 pages later and still chock full-o-win :sonicjay:

 

[SinisterX]

Sounds like a start to a childrens book series

"Ray-Ray the Retard builds a fort"

"Ray-Ray the Retard poops outside"

"Ray-Ray the Retard Motorboats a Jeep"

"Ray-Ray the Retard gets new shoes"

"Ray-Ray the Retard gets kick in the nuts"

"Ray-Ray the Retard screams Police Blootality"

"Ray-Ray the Retard goes to jail"

Stay to for the next series.....

"Ray-Ray the Retard stalks his prey"

"Ray-Ray the Retard gets revenge"

 

[MusKegon_ZJ_gurl]

Sounds like a start to a childrens book series

"Ray-Ray the Retard builds a fort"

"Ray-Ray the Retard poops outside"

"Ray-Ray the Retard Motorboats a Jeep"

"Ray-Ray the Retard gets new shoes"

"Ray-Ray the Retard gets kick in the nuts"

"Ray-Ray the Retard screams Police Blootality"

"Ray-Ray the Retard goes to jail"

Stay to for the next series.....

"Ray-Ray the Retard stalks his prey"

"Ray-Ray the Retard gets revenge"

OMFG
:sonicjay:That is hilarious :sonicjay:

 

[pjkravetz]

I live in Clarkston. My real name is Kelly.

I do believe the person to whom you are referring resides in Waterford.

 

[spazbrevik]

It sounds like Ray-Ray should have his own reality series. That would be some good TV there. Maybe on VH1 or something classy like that.

 

[schweeb]

It sounds like Ray-Ray should have his own reality series. That would be some good TV there. Maybe on VH1 or something classy like that.

Most people on those VH1 series are fairly retarded...

 

[Hombre]

 

[Nuggets]

I got mail! Yaaaaaaaae