[Daniel]

theres a damn duck on the roof of my apt building and it woke me up.

the thing will not shut up.




oh well, good morning. :sonicjay:

 

[General Lee]

Do ducks have ears?

 

[Daniel]

idk, im going to assume they do.

 

[steveo]

oh noez, you had to get up at 7. you poor thing.

 

[KartRacer]

Life sucks. You better just kill yourself now.

 

[Daniel]

oh noez, you had to get up at 7. you poor thing.

:sonicjay:

i was going to get up at 11ish, oh well.


i need to find a job. oke:

 

[clarkstoncracker]

awwww.



//been at work since before the duck quacked.

 

[Daniel]

i think its the same duck that has been walking/pooping on my tonneau cover.

 

[redmud]

i think its the same duck that has been walking/pooping on my tonneau cover.

:sonicjay: AFLAC?

 

[FlatFender]

1. Shoot duck
2. Make soup
3. Profit

 

[Naypalm[]Maker]

i think its the same duck that has been walking/pooping on my tonneau cover.

ew.

We've been getting robins crapping all over all of our car mirrors, and after they're done doing that, they fly into the side windows thinking they can get in.

 

[Daniel]

ew.

We've been getting robins crapping all over all of our car mirrors, and after they're done doing that, they fly into the side windows thinking they can get in.

dude, its fucking gross.

it almost looks like someone puked and left duck prints everywhere. :sonicjay:

 

[Skooter_Built]

awwww.



//been at work since before the duck quacked.

my turkey vulture wakes my up promptly at 4:20am every morning,

 

[ovrlnd]

you got ducked out of sleeping in.

you just got ducked.
duck you, lazy bastard.
ducktard.
:sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[Sandals]

better than some fuckstick texting you at 6:15 am........ :tonka:

FYI I'm in Vegas = 3 hours earlier than eastern time
good thing i was already up

 

[mudd_jumper]

better than some fuckstick texting you at 6:15 am........ :tonka:

FYI I'm in Vegas = 3 hours earlier than eastern time
good thing i was already up

did you win enough to build the baddest jeep ever :sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[ddeadserious]

I swear the first time I read that, it said "there's a damn truck on my roof..."

And i just thought to myself.. "How could the roof of an apartment complex hold a truck, and how'd it get up there?"

Then I read the responses and caught on.

wow.:miff:

 

[muddin_wolverine]

dude, its fucking gross.

it almost looks like someone puked and left duck prints everywhere. :sonicjay:

maybe some guy with a duck keeps puking on it lol

 

[sledder]

theres a damn duck on the roof of my apt building and it woke me up.

the thing will not shut up.




oh well, good morning. :sonicjay:

Did you notice there was no echo?

 

[Blackbeast2]

u posted at 7 am why were you not awake by then anyway