That's awesome Grey!!!!
How are you guys doing in the sleep department?
Little guy is doing well I assume?
Eating, sleeping and pooping.

He's doing 2 out of the 3.... He was up every hour last night... Every, fucking, hour.... I am delusional tired lately.... Like should not operate heavy equipment....

Otherwise, everyone is doing ok.

 

He's doing 2 out of the 3.... He was up every hour last night... Every, fucking, hour.... I am delusional tired lately.... Like should not operate heavy equipment....

Otherwise, everyone is doing ok.

Glad Harvey is doing well. Hopefully he will get on a schedule really soon for everybody's sake. Find a quiet place at work and grab a nap. Like under your desk?

 

He's doing 2 out of the 3.... He was up every hour last night... Every, fucking, hour.... I am delusional tired lately.... Like should not operate heavy equipment....

Otherwise, everyone is doing ok.

Damn, that definitely sucks. Our little man slept very well as a newborn. After 8 months and hearing stuff like that, I am 100% convinced we lucked out

 

Damn, that definitely sucks. Our little man slept very well as a newborn. After 8 months and hearing stuff like that, I am 100% convinced we lucked out

We did not have this problem with the first one.... He would sleep 4 hours, get a bottle, then sleep some more.... This one, NOPE.

 

He's doing 2 out of the 3.... He was up every hour last night... Every, fucking, hour.... I am delusional tired lately.... Like should not operate heavy equipment....

Otherwise, everyone is doing ok.

Ah the joys of new parenthood. I remember getting into trouble for falling asleep at work due to that.

 

Ah the joys of new parenthood. I remember getting into trouble for falling asleep at work due to that.

My work environment is not one I would call cozy, so it would be real hard to sleep here.

 

We did not have this problem with the first one.... He would sleep 4 hours, get a bottle, then sleep some more.... This one, NOPE.

My wife keeps talking about a second.

I'm just like "you understand there is no way a second baby is going to just as good, and even less chance it'll be better" lol

 

My wife keeps talking about a second.

I'm just like "you understand there is no way a second baby is going to just as good, and even less chance it'll be better" lol

This is 100% true. The first kid is a trap and tricks you into a second that comes out as a demon straight from the bowels of hell.

 

yep, I wanted 6 or 8 of then until our second came out, then it was more like lets go for quality over quantity, and if this one does not murder us in our sleep we will have been successful. After our next "close call " it was off to the nut cutter, I was ready to do it myself with two bricks if need be.


RBB

 

yep, I wanted 6 or 8 of then until our second came out, then it was more like lets go for quality over quantity, and if this one does not murder us in our sleep we will have been successful. After our next "close call " it was off to the nut cutter, I was ready to do it myself with two bricks if need be.


RBB

That's funny.

 

This is 100% true. The first kid is a trap and tricks you into a second that comes out as a demon straight from the bowels of hell.

yep, I wanted 6 or 8 of then until our second came out, then it was more like lets go for quality over quantity, and if this one does not murder us in our sleep we will have been successful. After our next "close call " it was off to the nut cutter, I was ready to do it myself with two bricks if need be.


RBB

You guys could have warned me....

 

Funny story. My second daughter (married) called me one day and started with "Dad, I'm sorry".
What?????
"If I was anything like Emily (her second daughter) then I'm sorry."
Yep you were. LOL

As infants/toddlers, they were both hell on wheels.

 

My two kids can be a handful at times. Son (9) hasn't been formally diagnsised with ADHD but all the signs are there. My daughter (11) has sensory processing disorder. Hate to say it but its kind of nice being divorced and getting a break when they are at their Mom's house.

 

You guys could have warned me....

It's an unwritten rule that for the survival of the human race parents cannot warn other parents of this fact until it's too late. Sorry, now you know.

 

It's an unwritten rule that for the survival of the human race parents cannot warn other parents of this fact until it's too late. Sorry, now you know.

Yes and I try to intentionally egg my grandkids on when they are being difficult. Irritates the shit out of my daughters. LOLOL

 

Yes and I try to intentionally egg my grandkids on when they are being difficult. Irritates the shit out of my daughters. LOLOL

My FIL does this.... It irritates the shit out of my wife.... He thinks it's hilarious... I'm stuck in the middle, so I usually go grab another beer at the fridge farthest from the argument....

 

My FIL does this.... It irritates the shit out of my wife.... He thinks it's hilarious... I'm stuck in the middle, so I usually go grab another beer at the fridge farthest from the argument....

It's called "payback"

 

It's called "payback"

Haha, well he can pay her back when I am not around....

 

That moment when you want to brush your teeth and go to bed.

BUT you realize your kids dumped around 1/2 a gallon of liquid Papier-mâché down the bathroom sink drain around 10 hours ago.

Brought to you by yet another “ fuck my life moment “

RLB

 

Ah yes, kids the gifts that keep on giving...