[mschaffer66]

Nothing better than a nice ass in some yoga pants.

Why is it that girls/women that should least be wearing yoga pants seem to wear them the most? And I'm not talking a little junk in the trunk. I love a little junk in the trunk. :thumb: No, I'm talking like a one foot wide buffer of bagged jello with hail damage hanging around your waist...

I'm a fat ass, I realize this, I wear clothes appropriately sized for my blubberous physique. Why is this so hard for some people to comprehend?

 

[mschaffer66]

I did a major mod on my jeep all by myself yesterday!
I hung a pine tree air freshener from the mirror.

Can you post up a how to for this? I always get so confused when they say to leave them half in the wrapper...

Also have you thought of maybe your own Facebook fan page?

 

[mschaffer66]

Are crossbows threatening?

 

[mschaffer66]

I don't believe you

I do :naughty:

 

[mschaffer66]

Its December 15th, its 55 degrees out and raining. Where are the people that say global warming is a farce right now?

 

[mschaffer66]

I seen the pic :teehee: Becky has bewbies

All you saw was CD's!!!!! :sonicjay:

Pfft on the pictures.

Its kinda like when they do the photo shoots and stuff is strategically placed and you think, "How awesome would it be to be there in person at a different angle."

:woot:

 

[mschaffer66]

When it comes to guns and gun parts there is no problem with the economy...

Well maybe there is and that's just where everyone is spending their remaining pennies. :sonicjay:

 

[mschaffer66]

Ummm to snafus yes:sonicjay:

He hasn't posted in awhile. I think your ninja crossbow scared him off. :sonicjay:

 

[mschaffer66]

56 degrees one morning, 31 the next. :woot: Michigan!

 

[mschaffer66]

For as much as men love titties why does it seem like every guy is trying to snag a girl that has the figure of an anorexic 10 year old boy?

 

[mschaffer66]

Why doesn't greek yogurt have the lid on the bottom?

it does. You are just eating it upside down.

 

[mschaffer66]

i have no plans tonight. what should i do?

masturbate

 

[mschaffer66]

We went to the Wayne County Lightfest this weekend.

Why do people sit in line for a half hour just to blaze through the place at 45mph?

 

[mschaffer66]

It should be legal to run people down that walk down the middle of parking lot aisles oblivious to the world around them.

Also it should be legal to ram people in cars that sit in the middle of parking lot aisles waiting 20 minutes for a parking spot to open up 20' closer to the door.

 

[mschaffer66]

2 11 hour days in heels with no break. Very sad feet

You should make them install accessible salon chairs for the vertically challenged :teehee:

 

[mschaffer66]

They need to make handicap parking spaces that when you hop out of your lifted truck or sports car and run into the store it blows your car up.

 

[mschaffer66]

How do you get a hooker to leave your hotel room? Already paid her.

Kill her?

 

[mschaffer66]

Why do I get around like an old man at the age of 25?

Will my back ever get better?

If you don't change how you do things, no, it won't get better. You will be having surgery in a few years.

 

[mschaffer66]

Why am I at work today? The rest of the world seems to be taking the day off...

 

[mschaffer66]

swype is awesome if you aren't partarded :teehee: