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I heard that on the radio this morning :tonka:

Well, at least we have something to look forward to.. :sonicjay:
 

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well at least their getting laid. they could be outside bitchin you're on their grass. still the image of leathery hides limp dicks and dried pussy aren't exactly making me want to run home and stab the mrs.
 

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am I the only person with the image of grandman huffin and puffin?

yeah, I probably am.

:tonka:
Your still wanting a hug arent you JR !!

Let me set some facts for you kids . Sex doesnt go away , it gets better . It becomes an hour or so of pleasure instead of a 10 minute thrill

Your girl friend spent a night with me you would be looking for a new girl friend JR . Some things are learned by experience and that only comes with practice and age :stan:

Now this huff and puff stuff !! HA HA I got a feeling you still couldnt hang with me on a full day of real work .
 
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Your still wanting a hug arent you JR !!

Let me set some facts for you kids . Sex doesnt go away , it gets better . It becomes an hour or so of pleasure instead of a 10 minute thrill

Your girl friend spent a night with me you would be looking for a new girl friend JR . Some things are learned by experience and that only comes with practice and age :stan:

Now this huff and puff stuff !! HA HA I got a feeling you still couldnt hang with me on a full day of real work .
not only am I setting aside my subway chicken wrap, but I may never eat again.
 

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Your still wanting a hug arent you JR !!

Let me set some facts for you kids . Sex doesnt go away , it gets better . It becomes an hour or so of pleasure instead of a 10 minute thrill

Your girl friend spent a night with me you would be looking for a new girl friend JR . Some things are learned by experience and that only comes with practice and age :stan:

Now this huff and puff stuff !! HA HA I got a feeling you still couldnt hang with me on a full day of real work .
Grandman... 1 hour performance broken down.

15 minutes deciding if he wants to really have sex or fix the jeep
5 minutes making a cup of coffee for the caffeine to help give him the energy
5 minutes finishing up conversation on GL
25 minutes begging miffy to give it up
5 minutes to take off all the geriatric gear
4 minutes for miffy to stop laughing
30 seconds sex
30 seconds sex again

done
 
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Grandman... 1 hour performance broken down.

15 minutes deciding if he wants to really have sex or fix the jeep
10 minutes making a cup of coffee for the caffeine to help give him the energy
25 minutes begging miffy to give it up
5 minutes to take off all the geriatric gear
4 minutes for miffy to stop laughing
30 seconds sex
30 seconds sex again

done


:sonicjay: :sonicjay:

Don't forget chain smoking somewhere in there .
 

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single guy sex . months trying to get laid only to " handle " it your self .

Married 30 years to one woman , i must be getting something done right :stan:

Now CC glad to hear you are dropping some lbs . There was some photos not to long ago and you were looking like a telly tubby :tonka:
 

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6'-5" 209LB 16YR LEFTWING
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single guy sex . months trying to get laid only to " handle " it your self .

Married 30 years to one woman , i must be getting something done right :stan:

Now CC glad to hear you are dropping some lbs . There was some photos not to long ago and you were looking like a telly tubby :tonka:
Please tell me he looks like "Tinky-Winky":sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay:
 
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