Some kind of stomach bug dude....wicked diarrhea.

they dont ask any questions and you dont need to see a doctor for it.

just say you cant go far from the bathroom all day.....thats enough info

 

Anal Glaucoma

 

Yup, can't see my ass comming to work :sonicjay:

 

upset stomach...food poisoning. accompanied with explosive diahrea.

they wont even WANT you at work

 

um........ cough......... I've got gear oil on my hands.......... cough......... it smells funny......... cough......... I need a sick day.......... cough

 

I'm liking the responses. seems that the shits will do the trick!

 

put a folded washcloth between you and the mouthpiece of the phone, makes you sound all stuffed up and googlefucked. It should help

 

"Vandals slashed my tires and stole my battery, waiting for police to show, then waiting a tow truck to show, could be an all day event, sorry can't make it in today."

 

"anal Bifida"

 

"anal fissures is not a real thing. No one has anal fissures."

"someone does....."

 

you have a family emergency you have to tend to. By law under the Federal Family Leave Act of 1973. They can not ask you any questions what so ever. The only question that they can ask you that you have to give an answer to is how much time off do you need.

 

you started your period

go ahead, try it, I dare ya

 

Buwhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha:sonicjay:

 

Waiting for the insurance guy...coming to inspect the damage....gonna be an all day thing.....hold down the fort.

 

"I've never called in and today I am... see you Monday"

 

Call in Stupid.
"I won't be in today........... I'm stupid"








(MrGrey, I think I'm the only one that caught The Office drop there!)

 

I like the one that calls in dead..... he didn't have any sick days left...

 

hahaha these excuses are most definetly doable. I used combo of the "have the shits and food poisoning." I told them it was the hungry-man tv dinner someone left in the fridge and it wasn't sitting well. Success! let the gear install begin!

 

liar

 

ok??

 

tell them u went to detroit and got the jungle fever..dont know when youll be over it..lol

 

I don't know if they are the same for you but for us we get sick/personal days. Call it a personal day.

 

or you can just do it at work right Mike :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay:

 

Tell 'em you're staying home to set up your gears, and then tell them that if they don't like it, they can go pound sand!

 

I agree with this one.

I happen to work for an employer that is great with the straight forward, no b.s. policy.:thumb:

I told them (in advance) that I needed to leave at noon on Friday,in order to get my dune vouchers at a decent time. They said have fun.:woot:

 

First thing you do is go post on the internet for thousands in your state to see, that you need to lie to your employer to work on your toy.....and make sure your vanity plate is your avitar and screne name...then, oh wait...bad ideaoke: :sonicjay:

 

oh wait. like I give a fuuuuck:stan: :stan:

 

im having a eye problem... i can't see my self going to work today...

 

I was my own boss , ever time i called in sick i knew i was lieing .

 

But somehow your boss never figured it out. :stan:

 

If you have never taken a sick day I doubt they would question any excuse you give.

 

I never make excuses. I just say this is why I am going to be out, when I plan to return, and whether I will be available for questions.