Moustache

I can't wait to grow handlebars.

Yota Bill said:

so your boyfriend can have something else to hold onto, besides your ears?

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No, so when I eat a girl out I can not only tickle her clit but I can also tickle her vaginal flaps at the same time.

ovrlnd said:

x2
they realized they were for **** and shaved them off.

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You say that now, but come winter time when your upper lip gets cold you'll remember why you needed a mustache. That's why I attempt to grow a beard in the winter, it's like a blanket for my face.

Fuel Fire Desire said:

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haha wtf. Looks like a car did a burnout on his face and then the wheels fell off and shot out to his nipples.

I saw a commercial the other day for a law firm and the guy seriously looked like his whole neck was a beard.

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Holy crap you saw him too? That's him.

L4CX said:

This is what ever comes to mind when people talk about Mustaches.

YouTube- moustache feeling

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Fuck yeah The Tick