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>A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
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>So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
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>HUSBAND WANTED
>MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
>MUST NOT BEAT ME,
>MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
>AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
>ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
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>Two days later the doorbell rang. She opened the door, and much to her
>dismay, there sat a gray-haired gentleman in a wheelchair. He had no arms
>or legs.
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>"Are you responding to my ad?" the woman asked. "You're not really asking
>me to consider you, are you?"
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>"Yes, I am," the man replied.
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>The old lady sneered: "Just look at you. You have no legs!"
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>The old gentleman smiled and said: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
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>"You don't have any arms, either!" she snorted.
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>Again, the old man smiled, and softly replied
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>"Therefore, I can never beat you!"
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>She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Are you still good in bed?"
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>The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell,
>didn't I?"
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>The wedding is set for Saturday.
 
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