[XXXJ]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/06/tsa-worker-arrested-jokes-fight-size-genitalia/?test=latestnews

TSA worker in Miami was arrested when he "lost his mind" and attacked a colleague who repeatedly made fun of his small penis after the security screener walked through a high-tech scanner that showed his genitalia, according to Miami-Dade police

They call him "Needle Dick the Bug Fucker".

 

[kj kyle]

yes.

 

[Immortal]

lmao @ bug fucker :sonicjay:

 

[disorder xj]

:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[tsaguy]

HAHAHAA! I just got into work a few minutes ago and read that news story on Foxnews.com! I can't wait to see what HQ issues to the workforce in response to this! My guess is that the supervisor who made fun of him will not be employed long...

 

[Silver Bullet]

Small penor dude could have (may still be able to) make a case against the workers and company for sexual harassment.

 

[mtnbikinbryno]

:woot: :sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[Nuggets]

The offending jeerer needs to be hit about the neck and head area with an 18" black dildo.

 

[curbdog17]

:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[IFS SUCKS]

Headline from NBCMiami.

''Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke''

:sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[silverxj]

note to self:

fluff prior to walking through full body screen machines

 

[Silver Bullet]

note to self:

fluff prior to walking through full body screen machines

:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[tsaguy]

Nothing from HQ. I bet they gotta run the memo by legal before they send it out. Holy crap, this guy is now known for having small junk, and the media is putting it out!!!

 

[Silver Bullet]

any updates yet

 

[XXXJ]

Rumor has it he has filed an ADA claim for "Reasonable Accomidation".
The government has agreed to provide him with a penis implant.

 

[tsaguy]

Last week TSA HQ issued an internal memo, basically says if you go through the training, you must sign a non-disclosure statement. If you are caught speaking of your coworkers niblets, you risk getting fired.