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>>> *The Italian says,*
>>>
>>> "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and
>>> gently
>>> tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in
>>> ecstacy."
>>>
>>> *The Frenchman replies.*
>>>
>>> "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss
>>> allze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah
>>> tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
>>>
>>> *The ******* says,*
>>>
>>> "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of
>>> bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She
>>> hits
>>> the freakin' ceiling."
 
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