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jeep life
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-your jeeps not parked until its front tire is up on something

-you get a little excited every time you see another jeep on the road

-you know what a "jeep wave" is (four fingers up on the steering wheel)

-You often find yourself saying to non-jeep drivers, "its a jeep thang, you wouldn't understand" and you mean it

-you have an unhealthy attraction to mud and rocks

-you've been known to slam on your brakes and head for a trail you spot on the side of the road

-the word "topless" has a whole new meaning

-you think a clean jeep is a travesty

-when two jeepers get together, the conversation may start off about the weather, but it never takes to long for the conversation to revert back to which mud boggers are the best and why.

-you always have tow chains and a full toolbox on hand, but you refuse to help anyone but jeeps on the side of the road.

-if given the choice between sex and jeeps... you'd more than likely choose jeeps

-upon owning a jeep, you feel as though you've been let into a special club that no one else who doesn't own a jeep will ever understand

-you've never taken your jeep to a carwash, a sparkly jeep is just unnatural

-your broke, you live with your parents and your in debt up to your eyeballs.. BUT, your jeep has 37" muddboggers, dana 60 rear differential, 6 inch long arm suspension lift, allison transmission, skid plates covering every inch of the undercarriage, 120lb brushguard that could mow down a forrest, a winch, enough lights on the lightbar to simulate daylight and a sound system that could bust eardrums on the other side of the planet.

-you know that for every stock jeep you see, there is a bank account growing with the specific purpose of making it a bonafide rock crawler. not to mention a garage full of packaged parts.. jeep owners are notoriously impatient

-you have a bumpersticker that looks upside down but says "if you can read this, flip me over"

-jeepers seek other jeepers, many a couple are bound by a love of jeeps. its a match made in heaven.
 

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-when you post gay lists on message boards in a feable attempt to fit in
 

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skillicous
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ahh, good point
 

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Feel lucky?
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Jeeps are gay.
 

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Slice of Starsage Anyone?
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x4
 

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web wheeling, hard.
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-when you post gay lists on message boards in a feable attempt to fit in
you gotta forgive Billy Bones, he has gone so far past jeepness it ain't funny.

he used to be a giggly newb too, we got pics to post if necessary


:sonicjay:

by the way, poser flex shots gotta get on the list too, those are manditory.
 

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Get off my lawn.
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You forgot the part where you own a jeep, but it's sat in the driveway for over a fucking year not running because every time you fix something on the piece of shit, two other parts break on it for no reason at all.
 

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You forgot the part where you own a jeep, but it's sat in the driveway for over a fucking year not running because every time you fix something on the piece of shit, two other parts break on it for no reason at all.

Oddly, my WJ has been the most reliable vehicle I have ever owned (except for the damn power window motors going left and right). My 1998 Chevy S-10 was the worst. I replaced the ball joints 4 times (within months of each other), replaced the fuel pump the day before I got fed up and bought the WJ, radiator, clutch, brake lines, the engine leaked oil bad, electrical issues left and right, u-joints, wipers didnt work, blinkers only worked when they wanted. and the list goes on.

Every chevy I have owned has been a pain in the ass. The jeep has only given me a couple very minor problems. mechanically it has been extremely reliable. Of course now that I said that, and the way my week is going so far, the damn thing will break tomorrow.
 

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Sore and Tired 24/7
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You know ur not driving a jeep when your vehicle doesn't break every other day.
 
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