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trying to be funny and giving your little guy a splash of listerine as "cologne" before going to bed for some action is a BAD IDEA.
Have fun with that. I with lowbrow.com was still the text experiment. they had a random moment on there about that.trying to be funny and giving your little guy a splash of listerine as "cologne" before going to bed for some action is a BAD IDEA.
some how it doesn't seem like it should work that way. I mean think about it. stick it in something that makes your breath feel minty (cool mint type). Even eating a York peppermint patty makes your breath feel cool when you breath in, or at least it did when I was a kid. Now subject your tinky winky to alternating temperature changes (in out in out) and what do you get. If you're lucky the fastest 30 seconds of your life.Hahahaha....this reminds me of listening to 89x one morning and they were talking about Tom Jones and the fact that he said he would soak his wang in Listerine for stamina in the bedroom. :sonicjay:
I just imagine extreme urethral burning.some how it doesn't seem like it should work that way. I mean think about it. stick it in something that makes your breath feel minty (cool mint type). Even eating a York peppermint patty makes your breath feel cool when you breath in, or at least it did when I was a kid. Now subject your tinky winky to alternating temperature changes (in out in out) and what do you get. If you're lucky the fastest 30 seconds of your life.
Or so I'm told.
Sounds painful. Scorpio_vette, whats your take on this.I just imagine extreme urethral burning.
really not sure. i made sure to keep it out of the urethra thinking that that part was sensitive, but the rest wasn't. guess i was wrong.Sounds painful. Scorpio_vette, whats your take on this.
.........it seemed like a good idea at the time. LOLyou thought it was a good idea, because....
.........it seemed like a good idea at the time. LOL
on the bright side, when i came running full speed from the bathroom into the bedroom and yelled out: "don't ask, i'll explain later but right now i need the best BJ ever and quick" it caught her so off guard that it actually worked. LOL
afterwards i told her what i did, and she started laughing and said: "i was wondering why i kept thinking about listerine the whole time".
oh the things we do for love. LOL
Marge Simpson said:When did this happen? When did we become the bottom rung of society?
Well put I think.Homer Simpson said:I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.
haha - now all the guys will be trying this:tonka:.........it seemed like a good idea at the time. LOL
on the bright side, when i came running full speed from the bathroom into the bedroom and yelled out: "don't ask, i'll explain later but right now i need the best BJ ever and quick" it caught her so off guard that it actually worked. LOL
afterwards i told her what i did, and she started laughing and said: "i was wondering why i kept thinking about listerine the whole time".
oh the things we do for love. LOL
Who's Ben? :d:Not nearly as bad as getting Bengay on it
I bet 100% of this website with sig/others trys this tonight.on the bright side, when i came running full speed from the bathroom into the bedroom and yelled out: "don't ask, i'll explain later but right now i need the best BJ ever and quick" it caught her so off guard that it actually worked. LOL