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As A Woman Passes Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom Door She
Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise Coming From Within.
Opening The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving
Herself A Real Workout With A Vibrator. Shocked, She
Asked What In The World Are You Doing? The Daughter
Replied Mom, I'm Thirty - Five Years Old, Unmarried, And
This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband
Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone. The Next Day, The
Girl's Father Heard The Same Buzz Coming From The Other
Side Of The Closed Bedroom Door. Upon Entering The Room
He Observed His Daughter Making Passionate Love To Her
Vibrator. To His Query As To What She Was Doing The
Daughter Said, Dad I'm Thirty-five, Unmarried, And This
Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband.
Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone. A Couple Days Later,
The Wife Came Home From A Shopping Trip, Placed The
Groceries On The Kitchen Counter, And Heard That Buzzing
Noise Coming From, Of All Places, The Living Room. She
Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband Sitting On
The Couch, Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The Tv.
The Vibrator Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing Like
Crazy. The Wife Asked What The Hell Are You Doing? The
Husband Replied: I'm Watching Football With My Son-in-law
 

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This Was Cute
At Least He Cant Talk Back And Give Your Daughter Crap About Visiting And Spending Too Much Time With Her Parents. Lol
 

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Why Are We Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word???

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-Jordan
 
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