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A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked

the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the

restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress

nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of

coffee, on him.



The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He

shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a

cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that

Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to ; give Jesus a cup

of hot tea, "My treat."



The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.

He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's

about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the

restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once

more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of

beer. "On my bill," he said.



As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and

said,"For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength

come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.



Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your

kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up,

and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips

out the door.



Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat

The Democrat says "No thanks, I'm on disability
 

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:sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay:

its so true
 

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Uggh
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not funny noone wants to be on disability
 

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Pokerob is my B*tch!
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Nice to see the dem buy his whole meal . . . I guess he could afford it being on dissability and all
 
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