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Tap Tap Splat
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and I pulled a Seinfeld:
Me: excuse me, im busy at the moment, can I have your home number and get back with you?
Telemarketer: Um... I dont work from home
Me: well, now you know how I feel

I could have done a little better, but its midnight, she got me with my guard down.
 

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Buy a Fiat! Save the UAW!
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You forgot to tell us what they were selling? and why it was so important you learn about it midnight?
 

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The Man Myth And Legend
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yah .. watched blue oyster cult.. and then noticed when i was driving home i some how cracked the fucking view screen on my digital camera.. so all in all i give the night a 4.5 .. also had some cocktease up on me..
x2 except for the camara part...
 

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i like to keep a porn video clip on my desktop with one of those woman who are real screamers. then when the telemarketers call, i play that video. it usually only takes about 5 seconds before they hang up.
or if you're having dinner, ask them to just hold on a second and you'll be right back. a friend did that, and almost 1hour later the telemarketer was actually still waiting. what morons.

or sometimes if i don't have anything to do, i'll just start talking with them about whatever, or if it's a girl i'll start flirting with them, just to see how far i can change the topic and if they'll even remember to keep pushing their sales pitch. or i'll get them all worked up and make them believe that i'm going to buy the biggest most expensive option they have, and then after a while just thank them for the information, but that you are absolutely not interested, but it was nice chattin with them. lol
 

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Got spicy flies?
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Got spicy flies?
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I didn't really want to know anyways!!!:sonicjay: :tonka:
 

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FF works at Bullseye
 
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