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I would ticket these lazy fat slobs who have to stop right in front of the store to drop off their lazy fat slob wives and the sit there in there lazy fat slob cars waiting for said lazy fat slob wife to waddle her lazy fat slob ass back out to the car.

Oh, and if you are a lazy fat slob, you are NOT handicapped, do NOT get your doctor to give you a voucher for a handicapped parking permit. Maybe you should get a lazy fatass permit which entitles you to the spot furthest from the door so you can walk some of that fat ass off.


That is all.
Fire Lane...its posted..ticketable offense. ticket the hell outta em.

Drop and sit folks drive me nuts too and yes they tend to be overly obese.

I do not mind the drop and roll types (admit-edly myself). Who circle the p.lot like vultures, waiting for thier loved one to exit the store.

Edit to add. I really wish that the cops would enforce that better.
 
when my wife & I are shopping together we always park out. But when she's just running in, I'll continue to be courteous and drop her off at the door. And when the rest of you assholes have reached 33 years of happy marraige, you can criticize me.:finger:

The difference is you move if someone drives up and you're in the way. Dropping your wife at the door and being considerate to other drivers makes you a gentleman......school some of these younguns will ya!!??
 
Why? More than once my wife is running in for a quick purchase. I'll sit there & if someone else pulls up needing the area, I move off and swing around. It's not really rocket science.
Most of the time these fat asses are parked in a no parking/standing zone. Find a parking spot and wait there."It's not really rocket science.":poke::teehee:
 
The difference is you move if someone drives up and you're in the way. Dropping your wife at the door and being considerate to other drivers makes you a gentleman......school some of these younguns will ya!!??
I'm trying Becky but they have the learning ability of a 16 year old.:sonicjay:
 
Dropping your wife at the door and being considerate to other drivers makes you a gentleman......
Correct but I dont think that is what BlooMule was talking about in the first post. We have all seen those lazy fat asses waddle out of their ghetto cruizer and wedge their oversized ass onto a poor little scooter.
 
Correct but I dont think that is what BlooMule was talking about in the first post. We have all seen those lazy fat asses waddle out of their ghetto cruizer and wedge their oversized ass onto a poor little scooter.

Oh I got that, and I agree with him .......
 
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The difference is you move if someone drives up and you're in the way. Dropping your wife at the door and being considerate to other drivers makes you a gentleman......school some of these younguns will ya!!??
Most of the time these fat asses are parked in a no parking/standing zone. Find a parking spot and wait there."It's not really rocket science.":poke::teehee:
Exactly.

I dropped my uncle off at the door of a store just yesterday, He has trouble walking from injuries sustained in Vietnam.
I have no issues with people who have real disabilities. Being fat is not a disability, I'm fat and I try to keep as active as possible so I don't get any fatter.
 
I just park. I don't drop off anyone unless I am going somewhere else and it is a crowded parking lot. I usually find that even if I park in the back or towards it I'll end up making it to the door quicker than if I drove around aimlessly looking for the closest spot anyway. It also should be noted that the parking spots around here can pretty much fit Priuses and mopeds, full size trucks really can't fit up front anyway.
 
My problem with parking in front of the door is that they park as close as possible to and DIRECTLY IN FRONT of the entry/exit door.

It seems like they are actually trying to piss people off as every one has to walk around their car to get to the door.:confused:


This does not refer to Whiterhino and does not need a return reference from him.:teehee:
 
I drop the wife off and go find a spot out in back to park. She will shoot me a text when she is on her way out.

I love the idiots that will parade around a parking lot for 10 minutes looking for a close spot when they could have parked and been in and out already.

Then there are the 2-spot takers. It isn't bad if its way out and not a full lot. Otherwise you should have left that so-precious POS at home.
 
I drop the wife off and go find a spot out in back to park. She will shoot me a text when she is on her way out.

I love the idiots that will parade around a parking lot for 10 minutes looking for a close spot when they could have parked and been in and out already.

Then there are the 2-spot takers. It isn't bad if its way out and not a full lot. Otherwise you should have left that so-precious POS at home.
or the new spots like at walmart that wer designed for large vans and such for chair lifts and such and you see a geo metro parked in them.....
thats just bullshit
had a friend that had that happen to her come ti find out the little car had someone that didnt look to have any problems like over weight or even a limp or anything...
shitty part is the cops wouldnt not even come out to ticket the person and the car did not even have a parking permit or handicaped plate.......
 
or the new spots like at walmart that wer designed for large vans and such for chair lifts and such and you see a geo metro parked in them.....
thats just bullshit
had a friend that had that happen to her come ti find out the little car had someone that didnt look to have any problems like over weight or even a limp or anything...
shitty part is the cops wouldnt not even come out to ticket the person and the car did not even have a parking permit or handicaped plate.......
Its amazing what they give handicapper parking passes out for too.
 
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