Inb4bloomuleisabigfatfattywithabigfattyfatwife.

 

True, we are not thin people, so if we can park the car and walk, so can the heifers.


No excuses

 

Well. Someone is crabby today. :sonicjay:

 

Well, my wife is not fat or lazy but I think it's a courtesy to stop in front of the store for her to do her shopping. Plus, it keeps me from having to go in too.

 

Drooping the wife off in front of the store is not the problem.


Leaving the car parked in front of the door for 20 min with your ass in the driver seat IS.:finger:

 

Hahaha

 

Walking is always better IMO.

 

unless its raining and cold.. then drop me off and I will make a run for the door :finger:

 

My wife's handicapped permit just expired the other day. It sucks having to drive around and find a parking spot now.

 

i give no fucks i naturally just park and walk id rather be in the back of the lot just because last time i parked i had so dumb bitch back into my jeep and bust out my tail light then proceed to tell me that its my fault for her backin into it and her being distracted by me walking to the car while her phone went off... plus im ajust a tiny guy. 5'10 120lbs >,< dont care where i park but ill let the lady out of the jeep at the door its not like she takes an hour to get out tops 30 seconds to stop let her out close the door and move. McAssHole

 

I agree with him totally. Fat is not a handicap...oh, you have bad knees? Why? ....cuz you're a lard ass, not handicapped. Oh, you have a bad heart?? ...again why?? Again, because your a lard ass. Okay, Okay, there are a few obese people out there that are fat because of medical issue, but 90% of the lard asses out there should always park in the back and get some fawking walking in instead of licking the grease off of fast food wrappers and taking the handicap spots from our elderly who need them.



end rant.:finger:

 

I got fatter, after blowing my achille's apart playing softball. The nerves in my Tarcel Tunnel are destroyed and I lost all feeling in the bottom of my left foot. (makes it hard to exercise) So my fat came after the bad ankle..........that being said. I still park way out and walk in most of the time. :teehee: I don't want to be labeled as a lazy fat person.:sonicjay:

 

when my wife & I are shopping together we always park out. But when she's just running in, I'll continue to be courteous and drop her off at the door. And when the rest of you assholes have reached 33 years of happy marraige, you can criticize me.:finger:

 

20 yrs marriage here, my wife hates the dropper offers woerse than I do. She gets out of the car and bitches them out.

 

I would also ticket the ones who never stop behind the BIG white line (at an intersection of course). Seriously how hard is it to stop 10 feet sooner?

 

I park on an angle so I block almost both directions of traffic, oh yeah I dont drop anyone off I do it for enjoyment.

 

Nasty weather I can understand, sunny and 80 they can walk

 

If they are fat, running would do better for them.. :rock:

 

as long as it is a straight shot to the car from the bar, i can dodge rain drops

 

Fire Lane...its posted..ticketable offense. ticket the hell outta em.

Drop and sit folks drive me nuts too and yes they tend to be overly obese.

I do not mind the drop and roll types (admit-edly myself). Who circle the p.lot like vultures, waiting for thier loved one to exit the store.

Edit to add. I really wish that the cops would enforce that better.

 

I dropped my uncle off at the door of a store just yesterday, He has trouble walking from injuries sustained in Vietnam.

 

I just park. I don't drop off anyone unless I am going somewhere else and it is a crowded parking lot. I usually find that even if I park in the back or towards it I'll end up making it to the door quicker than if I drove around aimlessly looking for the closest spot anyway. It also should be noted that the parking spots around here can pretty much fit Priuses and mopeds, full size trucks really can't fit up front anyway.

 

My problem with parking in front of the door is that they park as close as possible to and DIRECTLY IN FRONT of the entry/exit door.

It seems like they are actually trying to piss people off as every one has to walk around their car to get to the door.


This does not refer to Whiterhino and does not need a return reference from him.:teehee:

 

I drop the wife off and go find a spot out in back to park. She will shoot me a text when she is on her way out.

I love the idiots that will parade around a parking lot for 10 minutes looking for a close spot when they could have parked and been in and out already.

Then there are the 2-spot takers. It isn't bad if its way out and not a full lot. Otherwise you should have left that so-precious POS at home.

 

or the new spots like at walmart that wer designed for large vans and such for chair lifts and such and you see a geo metro parked in them.....
thats just bullshit
had a friend that had that happen to her come ti find out the little car had someone that didnt look to have any problems like over weight or even a limp or anything...
shitty part is the cops wouldnt not even come out to ticket the person and the car did not even have a parking permit or handicaped plate.......

 

Most of you folks woul look at me and assume that I am just a fat ass (which I am) with a stylish fanny pack, (they ARE coming back into fashion, I promise). I will park at handicapped spots 100% of the time I am out, and get out of the passenger side door. I can't drive because of my medical implanted devices. I do not look sick on the outside. I park as close as I can, and as soon as I am inside the store, I will get an electric buggy, or I will leave. I cannot walk the whole store anymore. I'm not proud that I am cheating old people out of parking spots, but I can't do anything about it.

People are very judgmental, confrontational, and outright nasty when they see me get out of my handicapped plated vehicle, and walk into a store without limping, gimping, or missing limbs. I say Fuck em. The spot is there for shoppers like ME to visit their store. They know nothing about my health, and if they would take a moment to ask, I would gladly SHOW them what is wrong with me, other than the fatass thing.

 

I realize there are medical conditions that are not visible, heart problems for example, but you don't park in the drive in front of the doors, do you?

Now if your medical problems would be helped with weight loss...... I'm a bit less sympathetic.

 

I don't park in the prick lane, the one closest to the building reserved for fire trucks. That lane is reserved for fat lazy ninja's, for their babydaddy's to sit and thump rap music while smoking blunts and defying anyone to interrupt his break from reality.

I don't have a disease that can be fixed with a diet. It's complicated.

 

Isn't HOMBRE a cop? what would he do ?

 

I'm almost old enough that people ignore me when I'm parked in the way. They just consider me senile.

 

Everyone here considers you senile too.