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If I was a cop....

5.3K views 56 replies 26 participants last post by  kerryann  
#1 ·
I would ticket these lazy fat slobs who have to stop right in front of the store to drop off their lazy fat slob wives and the sit there in there lazy fat slob cars waiting for said lazy fat slob wife to waddle her lazy fat slob ass back out to the car.

Oh, and if you are a lazy fat slob, you are NOT handicapped, do NOT get your doctor to give you a voucher for a handicapped parking permit. Maybe you should get a lazy fatass permit which entitles you to the spot furthest from the door so you can walk some of that fat ass off.


That is all.
 
#11 ·
i give no fucks i naturally just park and walk id rather be in the back of the lot just because last time i parked i had so dumb bitch back into my jeep and bust out my tail light then proceed to tell me that its my fault for her backin into it and her being distracted by me walking to the car while her phone went off... plus im ajust a tiny guy. 5'10 120lbs >,< dont care where i park but ill let the lady out of the jeep at the door its not like she takes an hour to get out tops 30 seconds to stop let her out close the door and move. McAssHole
 
#13 ·
I agree with him totally. Fat is not a handicap...oh, you have bad knees? Why? ....cuz you're a lard ass, not handicapped. Oh, you have a bad heart?? ...again why?? Again, because your a lard ass. Okay, Okay, there are a few obese people out there that are fat because of medical issue, but 90% of the lard asses out there should always park in the back and get some fawking walking in instead of licking the grease off of fast food wrappers and taking the handicap spots from our elderly who need them.



end rant.:finger:
 
#14 ·
I got fatter, after blowing my achille's apart playing softball. The nerves in my Tarcel Tunnel are destroyed and I lost all feeling in the bottom of my left foot. (makes it hard to exercise) So my fat came after the bad ankle..........that being said. I still park way out and walk in most of the time. :teehee: I don't want to be labeled as a lazy fat person.:sonicjay:
 
#26 ·
Fire Lane...its posted..ticketable offense. ticket the hell outta em.

Drop and sit folks drive me nuts too and yes they tend to be overly obese.

I do not mind the drop and roll types (admit-edly myself). Who circle the p.lot like vultures, waiting for thier loved one to exit the store.

Edit to add. I really wish that the cops would enforce that better.
 
#36 ·
I just park. I don't drop off anyone unless I am going somewhere else and it is a crowded parking lot. I usually find that even if I park in the back or towards it I'll end up making it to the door quicker than if I drove around aimlessly looking for the closest spot anyway. It also should be noted that the parking spots around here can pretty much fit Priuses and mopeds, full size trucks really can't fit up front anyway.
 
#37 ·
My problem with parking in front of the door is that they park as close as possible to and DIRECTLY IN FRONT of the entry/exit door.

It seems like they are actually trying to piss people off as every one has to walk around their car to get to the door.:confused:


This does not refer to Whiterhino and does not need a return reference from him.:teehee:
 
#38 ·
I drop the wife off and go find a spot out in back to park. She will shoot me a text when she is on her way out.

I love the idiots that will parade around a parking lot for 10 minutes looking for a close spot when they could have parked and been in and out already.

Then there are the 2-spot takers. It isn't bad if its way out and not a full lot. Otherwise you should have left that so-precious POS at home.
 
#39 ·
or the new spots like at walmart that wer designed for large vans and such for chair lifts and such and you see a geo metro parked in them.....
thats just bullshit
had a friend that had that happen to her come ti find out the little car had someone that didnt look to have any problems like over weight or even a limp or anything...
shitty part is the cops wouldnt not even come out to ticket the person and the car did not even have a parking permit or handicaped plate.......
 
#41 ·
Most of you folks woul look at me and assume that I am just a fat ass (which I am) with a stylish fanny pack, (they ARE coming back into fashion, I promise). I will park at handicapped spots 100% of the time I am out, and get out of the passenger side door. I can't drive because of my medical implanted devices. I do not look sick on the outside. I park as close as I can, and as soon as I am inside the store, I will get an electric buggy, or I will leave. I cannot walk the whole store anymore. I'm not proud that I am cheating old people out of parking spots, but I can't do anything about it.

People are very judgmental, confrontational, and outright nasty when they see me get out of my handicapped plated vehicle, and walk into a store without limping, gimping, or missing limbs. I say Fuck em. The spot is there for shoppers like ME to visit their store. They know nothing about my health, and if they would take a moment to ask, I would gladly SHOW them what is wrong with me, other than the fatass thing.
 
#45 ·
I don't park in the prick lane, the one closest to the building reserved for fire trucks. That lane is reserved for fat lazy ninja's, for their babydaddy's to sit and thump rap music while smoking blunts and defying anyone to interrupt his break from reality.

I don't have a disease that can be fixed with a diet. It's complicated.