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Fancy Lady
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When I happened upon this:





I decided to stop and talk to the local farmer. He explained to me that the watermelons were grown in Alabama using special hydroponics. :tonka: You know, where they move the water around... (I think he meant irrigation, maybe not)

So I was laughing so hard I decided to buy one. This thing is a monster. What should I do with it???

 

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Fucking Zen as Shit
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1) cut hole/plug in top

2) Fill with a spiced rum

3) put plug back in and let sit

4) eat and get drunk off your ass
 

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Me balls are huge
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I suggest you stick it in your...




















































...refrigerator. Cold watermelon is very refreshing.
 

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Playing Possum
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Don't let Immortal stick his finger in it, you never know where that thing has been.. :tonka:
 

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HURL SCOUTS
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pose naked with it and take pix for posting here is this thread so that we the professionals may compare the melons.



he he.....j/k
 

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I have an avatar. Yippee.
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I'd take it to Seven Mile and sell it for a tidy profit.... or trade for a BJ'er from a crackhead. Depends on my mood, I suppose.
 

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Fancy Lady
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They are $2.99 at Oak Ridge Market. You got ***** by a *****. :sonicjay:
He probably sells them for $3 to everyone else...

:sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay:

I didn't buy it because I needed it. I bought it so everyone could ask me why in the hell I have a watermelon sitting in my in box...
 
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He probably sells them for $3 to everyone else...

:sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay:

I didn't buy it because I needed it. I bought it so everyone could ask me why in the hell I have a watermelon sitting in my in box...
That is the same reason I walk around the office in flip flops and shorts.


just because I can.
 
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