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NO RELIGION WAT!
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Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
 

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No sex
No Drugs
No Wine
No women
No fun
No sin
No you, no wonder it's dark...
 

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I'm, too sexy for my :chauncy: ,
too sexy for my :chauncy:
poor pussy
poor pussy :chauncy:
 

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$9.00 vanilla malt
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There's a prefab building and a funny smell
Around the hill outside of town
Every now and then we wonder
But we shrug our shoulders
And get back to work??

There's a railroad there and trains go by
And there's people locked in cattle cars
And have you noticed
The french fries at the a&w
Taste a little strange?
 

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Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found
 

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Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like, it's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, particle man
 

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great houdini had a 6foot wienie
he showed it to the lady next door
she thought it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake
now it's only 3foot 4.
 

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Forget Me Not?
Riddle


I can be repeated,
But often not in the same way.

I can't be changed,
But can be rewritten.

I can be forgotten,
And can also be lost with death.

My first is in horses,
But not in ponies.

My last is in pretty,
But not in beautiful.

What am I?
 

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Small, but talented
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Dinah-Moe watched from
the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin'
an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked
An' clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
About her mental health
'Till Dinah-Moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline . . .
 

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Me balls are huge
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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence

Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
 

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Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

Ya piss me off, fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's Allemande left and Allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

Ya piss me off, ya fuckin' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's Allemande left and Allemande right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off stage ya goddam goof, ya know

Ya piss me off, fuckin' jerk, ya get on my nerves
 

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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babys in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park
 

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Stick it up your ass
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Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
who's chokin’ on the splinters
 

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And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an asshole for a wife

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight
 
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