Joined
·
2,164 Posts
im off cus my dads cat just puked and i dont wana clean it
i hate cats
1 - 20 of 23 Posts
Joined
·
28,166 Posts
Make this for your dad one night for dinner...........
1/2 cup soy saucejuice of one orangejuice of
1/2 lime
1/4 cup hoisin sauce
1/4 cup ketchup
1/4 cup rice wine vinegar
1/2 cup light brown sugar
1/3 cup beer1 T. sesame oil
1 t. red chili flakes
4 garlic cloves, halved
1-inch piece of fresh ginger - smashed and cut into small pieces
1 fresh cat
Prepare the sauce by combining all ingredients except the cat in a heavy saucepan. Bring to a slow boil and cook, stirring, until thickened. About 20 minutes. Set aside. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.Cut cat into 1 inch slices, season with salt and pepper. Place cat in a single layer on a sheet pan. Line your sheet pan with an Exopat mat and you'll save yourself a lot of clean-up later. Bake cat for 8 minutes.Strain sauce into a bowl. Using tongs, dip each piece of cat into the sauce and put back onto baking sheet. Return to the oven and bake for another 8 minutes.Serve with sticky rice!
1/2 cup soy saucejuice of one orangejuice of
1/2 lime
1/4 cup hoisin sauce
1/4 cup ketchup
1/4 cup rice wine vinegar
1/2 cup light brown sugar
1/3 cup beer1 T. sesame oil
1 t. red chili flakes
4 garlic cloves, halved
1-inch piece of fresh ginger - smashed and cut into small pieces
1 fresh cat
Prepare the sauce by combining all ingredients except the cat in a heavy saucepan. Bring to a slow boil and cook, stirring, until thickened. About 20 minutes. Set aside. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.Cut cat into 1 inch slices, season with salt and pepper. Place cat in a single layer on a sheet pan. Line your sheet pan with an Exopat mat and you'll save yourself a lot of clean-up later. Bake cat for 8 minutes.Strain sauce into a bowl. Using tongs, dip each piece of cat into the sauce and put back onto baking sheet. Return to the oven and bake for another 8 minutes.Serve with sticky rice!
Joined
·
16,885 Posts
:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:
Joined
·
2,164 Posts
why would you know that?
Joined
·
28,166 Posts
I know several Laos, Thai, and Chinese people.
Joined
·
6,335 Posts
x2
Joined
·
17,266 Posts
did it rubs its ass on your face?
Joined
·
2,493 Posts
wow lol
Joined
·
2,164 Posts
i got home this morning and the puke is still there. my dads neat way of telling me to clean it up
Joined
·
1,540 Posts
Amazing! You make this thread......and announce to the world what a dirty pig you are!!!!!
That's fucking gross! Not the part of the cat puking, but you being a filthy slob and letting a pile of puke just sit there! What are you? 7 years old!
Don't be a pussy, fucktard, discusting, slob, clean it up!
That's fucking gross! Not the part of the cat puking, but you being a filthy slob and letting a pile of puke just sit there! What are you? 7 years old!
Don't be a pussy, fucktard, discusting, slob, clean it up!
Joined
·
18,204 Posts
Dr. Kate's cats just puked all over the new house, because they were eating the fake plant in the bathroom. Retards.
![Naypalm[]Maker](/d1/avatars/m/3/3512.jpg?1592205323){kind=avatar}
Joined
·
822 Posts
you took the day off because a cat puked?
![]()
ewww its all gooey!
ewww its all gooey!
Joined
·
2,493 Posts
What the Hell Man! This is the 2nd Thread ive seen that picture! Gross!you took the day off because a cat puked?
![]()
ewww its all gooey!
Joined
·
5,080 Posts
Only cats puke, and that's why he hates cats. Dogs and kangaroos do not puke.
Duh.
Duh.
Joined
·
20,292 Posts
wat?
Don't hold back man, tell us how you feel.
Joined
·
2,493 Posts
:sonicjay: :tonka:
1 - 20 of 23 Posts
Join the discussion
Join now to ask and comment!