[MUDFLAPS]

So I have been working and sort of living in the Port Huron area since the beginning of summer. I drive under the blue water bridge a couple times a day and all that crap. And today I decided that canada pisses me off.

The Garbage Trucks: Seriously, everywhere I go, I see one. They're all huge trash trailers and they're all from Canada. Bringing their garbage over here. Who the fuck thought that would be a good idea? It's not, unless they're trading trash for *******. Then we'll take all the trash you got. But they go slow on gratiot and they are nearly impossible to pass and they stink.

And Canadian people drive worse than michigan people. Stay on your side of the fucking bridge if you're going to go 20 below the speed limit. It's MPH not KPH bitches.

So yeah, I used to think Canada was cool, but now the only reason I'll ever have to go back there is to dump my trash out along their provincial highways. Or whatever the fuck they call those stupid crown signs.

You're not england and you're not fucking france. So get your shit together and just be boring old canada.

Anyone else feel the same way? Or do I need to check myself in again?

 

[tipster49424]

Amen

 

[Pokerob]

they are all hosers

 

[samurai2240]

Bringing their garbage over here. Who the fukc thought that would be a good idea

grand mole

 

[General Lee]

I work with a Canadian...

Her and all her "Metric" black magic...divisible by 10 and all this other hocus pokus...

 

[Pokerob]

Bringing their garbage over here. Who the fukc thought that would be a good idea

grand mole

this has been going on for a long time and i thought it was

Darth Mole???

 

[junk90xj]

i agree 100%. they have alot more land than us so why do we need their trash here when they have plenty of room for their own land fill. i say is a crock of shit and it pisses me off also.

 

[TJJEEP]

i heard we take their garbage and they take our hazardous garbage although i can't find anything to back that up.

There is no reason to go there anymore for me. Too much money, a hassle at the border and it's full of Canadians.

 

[The Canuck]

Folks,

I can not help myself but laugh at your ignorance. Michigan (YES that is in the USA) had bid on taking our garbage. We had a nice old abandoned mine that we were going to fill but your government (which I think is now unemployed or is sleeping on Jefferson) wanted our trash.

On a second note, you are the only country in the world using miles. Every other country uses kilometers. What is up with that crap. Get with the rest of the world. Oh sorry, you are the only people on this planet per your attitude.

Enough ranting. I know you will all most likely try to throw more verbal diarrhea my way but the facts are the facts and no one else is to blame but your own Yankee asses!!

 

[greygoose]

Folks,

I can not help myself but laugh at your ignorance. Michigan (YES that is in the USA) had bid on taking our garbage. We had a nice old abandoned mine that we were going to fill but your government (which I think is now unemployed or is sleeping on Jefferson) wanted our trash.

On a second note, you are the only country in the world using miles. Every other country uses kilometers. What is up with that crap. Get with the rest of the world. Oh sorry, you are the only people on this planet per your attitude.

Enough ranting. I know you will all most likely try to throw more verbal diarrhea my way but the facts are the facts and no one else is to blame but your own Yankee asses!!

Yankee!?!? I am not from New York you silly Canadian....:teehee:

 

[Freak]

Canadian customs is easy to get though, US Customs are a bitch! Crossing the border isn't worth it... and the trash... and the KPH... and that goofy accent...

 

[Hombre]

Folks,

I can not help myself but laugh at your ignorance. Michigan (YES that is in the USA) had bid on taking our garbage. We had a nice old abandoned mine that we were going to fill but your government (which I think is now unemployed or is sleeping on Jefferson) wanted our trash.

On a second note, you are the only country in the world using miles. Every other country uses kilometers. What is up with that crap. Get with the rest of the world. Oh sorry, you are the only people on this planet per your attitude.

Enough ranting. I know you will all most likely try to throw more verbal diarrhea my way but the facts are the facts and no one else is to blame but your own Yankee asses!!

Your flag is gay.:bdr2:

 

[General Lee]

Your flag is gay.:bdr2:

:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:
:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:
:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[mtnbikinbryno]

Canada FTW! :woot:

I do hate the trash thing though.

 

[SuperYooper]

Folks,

I can not help myself but laugh at your ignorance. Michigan (YES that is in the USA) had bid on taking our garbage. We had a nice old abandoned mine that we were going to fill but your government (which I think is now unemployed or is sleeping on Jefferson) wanted our trash. Correct, it is our own damn fault.

On a second note, you are the only country in the world using miles. Every other country uses kilometers. What is up with that crap. Get with the rest of the world. Oh sorry, you are the only people on this planet per your attitude. Wrong. If you are going to spout off about ignorance, you best be correct or you will look like an ass, ass.

Enough ranting. I know you will all most likely try to throw more verbal diarrhea my way but the facts are the facts and no one else is to blame but your own Yankee asses!!

For the record, I like Canada.

 

[84ramcharger]

Yes, I used to live aboot 5 miles from the big azz pile of canada trash eh. It was horrible trying to get around those big trucks carrying CANADIAN garbage eh, paper and other garbage flying out of them polluting the streets. THANKS GRAND MOLE!!!

 

[homerdogeo8]

On a second note, you are the only country in the world using miles. Every other country uses kilometers. What is up with that crap. Get with the rest of the world. Oh sorry, you are the only people on this planet per your attitude.

So we should all jump off the cliff as long as everyone else is doing it?

We tried going metric with our highways and it ended up costing more than it was worth.

 

[steveo]

Folks,

I can not help myself but laugh at your ignorance. Michigan (YES that is in the USA) had bid on taking our garbage. We had a nice old abandoned mine that we were going to fill but your government (which I think is now unemployed or is sleeping on Jefferson) wanted our trash.

On a second note, you are the only country in the world using miles. Every other country uses kilometers. What is up with that crap. Get with the rest of the world. Oh sorry, you are the only people on this planet per your attitude.

Enough ranting. I know you will all most likely try to throw more verbal diarrhea my way but the facts are the facts and no one else is to blame but your own Yankee asses!!

shake and bake motha fucka.

 

[Hombre]

Your casinos suck. You have some nice titty bars though. How do you Canadians measure bra/cup sizes? Metric? Like if the chick had really big hooters would it be like 300 Centimeters x 195 milimeters? Or maybe you Candadians don't care much for titties, eh?:bdr2: Maybe your all aboot the buttsecks wit da udder fellas?:bdr2:

Oh and can you send us another guy like John Candy? I liked him. Just have him hop into one of those Canadian brand automobiles and drive on over.oke::teehee:

I like some of your beer. I love your wilderness. Us Americans like to go there with our guns and kill stuff that you guys can't shoot cause your government won't let you have guns.:sonicjay:

And what's up with that national anthem? "O Canada?" Seriously. WTF?

 

[General Lee]

How do you Canadians measure bra/cup sizes?

I believe all of the women wear a size eh.