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i thought the internet new everything. but apparently there seems to be alot of confusion on "HOW TO WIPE YOUR BUTT". I can find professional writeups on how to shower, how to wash your hair, how to dry yourself, how to brush your teeth, how to masturbate, how to pee standing up, etc. etc..
you know.......all the things you need to know in life.
but i can't find one single profesional writeup on how to wipe your butt. and the few basic writeups i found all disagree with each other.
so how do you wipe???
sitting down
standing up
front to back
back to front
reach between the legs
reach around back
laying on the floor with your feet in the air
call for help
how do you do it???
and while we're at it. what's your favorite toiletpaper??? i hate the commercial kind. they're so narrow and single ply. i'm always afraid that if i don't get it centered on the landing strip that i'll get it on my hands. LOL
my favorite toilet paper is quilted norther super absorbent double rolls.
but the worst kind is that super fluffy soft kind. my in-laws use that stuff and i hate it. it's so soft and then it rips and your fingers.....never mind i just hate that fluffy soft stuff. :sonicjay: :sonicjay:
you know.......all the things you need to know in life.
but i can't find one single profesional writeup on how to wipe your butt. and the few basic writeups i found all disagree with each other.
so how do you wipe???
sitting down
standing up
front to back
back to front
reach between the legs
reach around back
laying on the floor with your feet in the air
call for help
how do you do it???
and while we're at it. what's your favorite toiletpaper??? i hate the commercial kind. they're so narrow and single ply. i'm always afraid that if i don't get it centered on the landing strip that i'll get it on my hands. LOL
my favorite toilet paper is quilted norther super absorbent double rolls.
but the worst kind is that super fluffy soft kind. my in-laws use that stuff and i hate it. it's so soft and then it rips and your fingers.....never mind i just hate that fluffy soft stuff. :sonicjay: :sonicjay: