[steveo]

lol, I think kelly is winning this one. Like my grandpa used to say, "If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it..."

 

[steveo]

Sorry to hear it.

I was being wooed buy the siren song of another boat (not a go-fast), so I'll let your experience help talk me out of it.

what kind of boat?

 

[steveo]

Boston Whaler

what size/engine/year. its hard to go wrong with a whaler.

 

[steveo]

98 Outrage 18 with a 135 Merc.

that boat would be perfect for fishing, tubing, and as a swim platform. You can fish on lake MI or in the shallowest inland lakes. don't let chads bad fortune steer you away from a gem like that.:thumb:

 

[steveo]

Whalers rock!

:woot:

 

[steveo]

the only reason boaters seem like good people is because they were all too drunk the night before to remember what happened.:teehee: the best thing about a boat is that if you don't like your neighbors, move to another slip/marina.:sonicjay:

 

[steveo]

Another nice thing about boaters are the racks that come with them......I swear 1/2 of the marina chicks have fake tits.

Also, if you ever want to nail a towny....hang at the marina bar friday night. Bitches would do anything to get on a boat for Saturday. Even my wife (who is A LOT nicer than I am) commented on that.

If you can afford to cruise around in a 38' tiara with twin 454's, you better be able to afford a nice rack for the old lady.:woot: come up to pentwater and bring the boat dave. you can tell the wife its a business trip, cause orgies are not cheating, they are business.

 

[steveo]

Stevo can I use this quote in my book?

yes, its one of my favorites.:sonicjay:

 

[steveo]

24 Magnum with a pretty run-of-the-mill 370 Merc / TRS drive. Kiekhaefer tabs, Gaffrig controls. I didn't have a GPS then, but the speedo saw upper 60s several times - I suspect it may have been a little low. Name when I bought it was "Screamin Seaman", changed to "unnamed".

Main prop was a baloney cutter of unknown pitch.

:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay: oh my god thats too much.