[Leanz]

Roadside Cesarean Fails - Georgia Outdoor News Forum

I was on my way back to work and was on Forest Parkway, about a mile from the store. I crossed over 75 and laying in the road was a mature doe that had been hit by a car. She was kicking and struggling to get up. As I slowly passed her in the right lane, I could see that she was pregnant and the fawns inside her were kicking. I don't know what I was thinking, but I immediately pulled over on the shoulder, grabbed my gerber skinning knife, waded into traffic and grabbed the still kicking deer by one of the rear legs. As I was dragging her across two lanes of traffic, I spotted a large piece of cardboard that could be my "operating table". By this time the doe had expired. I quickly made an incision in her abdomen, stuck my hand in and felt one of the fawns. I pulled it out, cut it out of the amniotic sac and believe it or not, started rescue breathing and chest compressions. Both fawns were not moving and lifeless. I did this with both fawns, but to no avail. I tried for about 10 minutes. They were alive and kicking less than a minute before, just wish I could have saved them. They appeared to be very close to full term. Thought I would share the story.

 

[clarkstoncracker]

Mother nature is weeding out the stupid deer.

 

[dreezy]

I'm so confused.

 

[XXXJ]

I give him an "E" for effort.

 

[kj kyle]

not sure what I would think if I passed a guy on the road giving mouth to mouth to a deer fetus.

 

[steveo]

I hit one over a week ago and I performed a c section in its jugular vein. God I love to kill those damn things.

 

[CHVYPWR]

I hit one over a week ago and I performed a c section in its jugular vein. God I love to kill those damn things.

Your just a little off center arn't you?:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

 

[steveo]

Your just a little off center arn't you?:sonicjay::sonicjay::sonicjay:

I killed one last fall with a 24" rigid aluminum pipe wrench. I fucking hate deer. between smashing my vehicles, eating my garden and doing tons of crop damage to my family's fields they are high on the shit list. the dnr protects them like they are endangered and charges me 15 bucks a pop to kill one. thats fucked, especially considering I am the one feeding the fucking things.

 

[Immortal]

Was the deer 16?

 

[steveo]

Was the deer 16?

thos fawns arent hairy enough to be hacksaws.

 

[BlooMule]

Damn, steveo, get some help. You are one angry dude.

 

[steveo]

Damn, steveo, get some help. You are one angry dude.

I am not angry, I am passionate.:finger:

 

[Hacksaw]

Veal doesn't get much fresher than that.

 

[Nuggets]

I hit one over a week ago and I performed a c section in its jugular vein. God I love to kill those damn things.

You deserve a seat on the Council Of Men.:sonicjay:

 

[steveo]

You deserve a seat on the Council Of Men.:sonicjay:

Already have one, but thanks.:thumb: I earned it at 13 when i killed a spined 8 point with a knife during bow season.

 

[Nuggets]

Already have one, but thanks.:thumb: I earned it at 13 when i killed a spined 8 point with a knife during bow season.

I'm not much for killing stuff. Every now and then when I get the urge to go hunting, I put on camo and sneak up on a steak at Krogers.

 

[steveo]

I'm not much for killing stuff. Every now and then when I get the urge to go hunting, I put on camo and sneak up on a steak at Krogers.

I dont kill too many animals, mostly coyotes, deer and the occasional *****. killing birds and little fuzzy creatures doesnt excite me. The thrill of the hunt culminating in a perfect kill is the most emotional and sacred ritual i know.

 

[IFS SUCKS]

Veal doesn't get much fresher than that.

That's exactly what I was thinking.Yum veal............

 

[MISHOWJEEPER]

That's exactly what I was thinking.Yum veal............

Isn't veal baby sheep? Regardless, those fawns do look delicious!

 

[fittergirl]

Veal comes from baby cows