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Countryboy
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The ******* and the gorilla

A small zoo in Tennessee obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat.

To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of CC, a ******* part time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
CC, like most ********, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

CC was approached with a proposition.

Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

CC showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

1. "First", CC said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."

...The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."

... The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", CC said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."
...Once again it was agreed.

4. And last, CC said "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00"
 

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Kitten I'm gonna eat you!
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So, BigC, was it worth the $500? And did you get the proper screwing a gorilla permit?
I think you got it all wrong. I think he should be calling CC daddy after he told you his life story.


So bigC were you raised southern baptist?
 

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i bet the gorilla was underage. your dirty cc:sonicjay:
 

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Countryboy
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Well if CC is my daddy. Then I want my 18 years of Child Support he owes me. I will settle for 1,000 dollars though.
 
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