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so this 70 year old lady goes to the doctor and says:

listen doc. i'm a 70 year old virgin, but i got a itch "down there".

doc tells her to get on the table, takes a look and says: yup. you got crabs

so she gets all upset and tells him that he's wrong cuz she's a virgin and she's going for a second opinion.

so she goes to the second doc and says:

listen doc. i'm a 70 year old virgin, but i got a itch "down there".

doc tells her to get on the table, takes a look and says: yop. you got crabs

so she gets really upset and tells him he doesn't know what he's talking about cuz she's a virgin and she's going to an expert.

so she goes to the third doc and say:

now listen doc. i went to these 2 young guys before you that say they are doctors, but they don't know a thing they're talking about. i'm a 70 year old virgin. i've never seen a man naked, i've never touched a man, i've never kissed a man, i've never had any sexual contact of any kind with a man. but......i got a itch "down there".

so the doc tells her to get on the table. he goes to take a look and says: "mmhh...aha, very interesting. well good news is you don't have crabs. bad news is your cherry is rotten. those are fruit flies".

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awww come on. that's one of my best ones. everybody laughs at that one. they don't want to, but they do. LOL
 
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