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A guy boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He
says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes. Mind
if I ask how you got yours?"

The first guy answers, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde the
biggest breasts in the world was behind the counter.
So, instead of saying, 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh,' I said, 'I'd
like a picket to Tittsburgh.' Then she socked me one."

The other guy answers, "That's what they call a 'Freudian slip. A
similar thing happened to me. I was at the breakfast table, and I
wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pass the Wheaties. "But I
accidentally said, 'You stupid bitch, you ruined my life.'
 

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A guy boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.
He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He
says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes. Mind
if I ask how you got yours?"

The first guy answers, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde the
biggest breasts in the world was behind the counter.
So, instead of saying, 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh,' I said, 'I'd
like a picket to Tittsburgh.' Then she socked me one."

The other guy answers, "That's what they call a 'Freudian slip. A
similar thing happened to me. I was at the breakfast table, and I
wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pass the Wheaties. "But I
accidentally said, 'You stupid bitch, you ruined my life.'
That's classic!
 
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