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What a crack up!
Some of these are really mean...but they can be useful if you have a heart of stone. haha jk

>Man: Where have you been all my life?
>Woman: Hiding from you.

>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

>Man: Is this seat empty?
>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

>Man: Your place or mine?
>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

>Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
>Woman: Do not enter.

>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
>Woman: Unfertilized.

>Man: Your body is like a temple.
>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
>Woman: But would you stay there?

>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

>Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
>Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Got spicy flies?
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:sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay: This was my favorite line:

>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you...
>Woman: But would you stay there?

:tonka: :tonka: :tonka:

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:tonka: gosh first, if i ever got hit on those would be really useful! 2nd, i wish i was that quick with comebacks hahaha :sonicjay:
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