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Ass, The other vagina...
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1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.


I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.

Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back.
After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.



discuss, pretty sure this ain't a repost...
 

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I Ride a Bike
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been there done that

I would just stuff other junk mail into the envelopes and send it back to them.

It's also fun to, take the business reply letting, tape it to a box, with it facing up, then fill the box with a bunch of shit, like literally, garbage, bike ties, etc and ship it back to them, they really don't like that one
 

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been there done that

I would just stuff other junk mail into the envelopes and send it back to them.

It's also fun to, take the business reply letting, tape it to a box, with it facing up, then fill the box with a bunch of shit, like literally, garbage, bike ties, etc and ship it back to them, they really don't like that one
now I would like to see there face when they open that one up :sonicjay: :sonicjay:
 

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Ass, The other vagina...
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been there done that

I would just stuff other junk mail into the envelopes and send it back to them.

It's also fun to, take the business reply letting, tape it to a box, with it facing up, then fill the box with a bunch of shit, like literally, garbage, bike ties, etc and ship it back to them, they really don't like that one
definatly trying that next....


my next idea is an old one, send the reply mail back to the crdit card company, fill each with a credit card offer from another company :tonka:
 

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Priceless


good thing the credit card companys in canada arnt as bad as that

I only get one or two credit card application about every 6 monthes or so
 

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(513) 891-8372
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now I would like to see there face when they open that one up :sonicjay: :sonicjay:
Every once in a while I get a wild hair and cut a tire in quarters and mail it to them in a box.

There was thread a while back on this exact thing.....I posted pics of one I did in there but I don;t think the pics are available anymore. I haven't done this all summer. Getting new tires in the morning...time to have some fun.
 

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I got a gold chain
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To bad USPS doesn't take real large items. I have an old refrigerator I could put in the box the new one came in and send it to Visa.
 
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