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circling the drain
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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Costco and standing
In line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
Because I had been poisoned.

I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my
balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
Hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid Lady...why else would I buy dog food??

Kitten I'm gonna eat you!
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Holy shit! Can't Breathe, Can't Breathe!!!!
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