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The Warped One
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Why is divorce so expensive? because it is worth it

What is doggie style when you are married? He sits up and begs, she rolls over and plays dead.

What is the definition of divorce? The F***ing you get for the F***ing you got
 

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The Warped One
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Already done, almost a month free and clear :)
 

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FORMER BULLET CATCHER
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I was deployed in Afghanistan for a year, when we got back to the states a guy in my platoon came home to a empty house, six pack of beer and divorce papers.
 

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Why are hurricanes usually named after women?

Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild,but when they go, they take your house and car.
 

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Why are hurricanes usually named after women?

Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild,but when they go, they take your house and car.
:sonicjay:
 

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I went through a divorce 5 years ago. Things couldn't be better now. I have an awesome wife and two beautiful children. It's sucks in the beginning but usually ends up for the better.
 

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Think about divorce myself. Why to women turn into such fat cunts when they get older?
Probably because they are comfortable and think you won't leave them after this long.
 

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