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2013 King of da Moustache
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thats rite!

Inbeforepat.pending!

get em while u can, these 3 bacon strip holders attach to your hood for trail snacking.

each pocket has durable double sided tape to retain heat and a locking bacon tray to retain your greasy members even in a highway/ offroad accident(test pending).

promptly warm said vechile to 200degrees for 15 mins and insert bacon! (less time required for Hemi's!) (don't try this on a samiuri or geo) now your off to trail ride in style besides emmiting a pleasent bacon smell (speed away from stray dogs in case of emergency), the grease flows down into your engine via the attachment tube and helps lubricate and recycle used oil.

2 pockets (thats 6 bacon strips on the trail) for 39.99$ plus tax plus s.h. plus gl4x4"kelly" fund.

order yours today!
 

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done haulin
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Pics Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Professional Space Cadet
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I need four sets of these, two for each vehicle ( I like bacon, mmmmm) But I can't add that up, where do I send the blank, signed check????
 

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I fix stuff!
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Sign me up. Please inform me when you develop the burrito slingshot and the turkey gravy injection system. MMMmmmmmm.......
 

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2013 King of da Moustache
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Sorry all.

checks can be sent to NOT.

i only have one set and unfortunatly the grey/silver cherokee with um on is protected by a anti-roll safety cage(pat. pending for more security).


HAVE A HAPPY THANKS-GIVING!
 

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skillicous
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is there stock in this company? I am looking to invest before the patent clears.
 

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I like trees
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Underwear change please in asile 3
 

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Hummer recovery team
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I would like 2 sets one for the hood another for my fenders like a narley street racing car can they come in lime green i hurd thats the hip color. :teehee:
 

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I hate people
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Can these be adapted to fit Canadian bacon?
 

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Professional Space Cadet
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Only one set? What am I supposed to do with all the lettece and tomato I pre-cut for when I got these???? Not to mention all the toast I have laying around now....:sonicjay:
 
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