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Probably a re-post, but WTF. :nana:

Confucius Says:


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Man who run in
front of car get tired.


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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.

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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.

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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.

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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.

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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevators
smell different to midget.
 

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Redreck Cadillac
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Confucius Say:
I see says the blind man as he pissed into the wind, it's all coming back to me now!!

I see says the blind man to his deaf son.
 

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Fuck talk, Duck walk!
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Skofucius Says...

Women is fucking crazy.
 

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Sore and Tired 24/7
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Confucious say:
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
 

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do work
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man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
 
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