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I'm sold. I am ordering mine today!
 

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Wow. I didn't realize it until after but I was eating chocolate pudding when I was checking out the gallery.
 

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why do they all keep picking it out and laying it on the edge of their toilet??? and why do most of those bathrooms seem to be filty with trash around the toilet???
 

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I was skeptical, so I was looking through a forum about this kind of thing and someone was saying how the stuff you take just creates like a mold of your intestines and then that's what you actually crap out.
 

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I was skeptical, so I was looking through a forum about this kind of thing and someone was saying how the stuff you take just creates like a mold of your intestines and then that's what you actually crap out.
you can pretty much do the same thing yourself. take metamucil 3 times a day and then a laxative before bed. The problem with most people is they don't stretch their intestines enough for a good cleaning. Thats where the impacted fecal matter hides for years.
 

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The problem with most people is they don't stretch their intestines enough for a good cleaning.

so how do you stretch them??? is that what they're doing in those videos where a girl has her arm up to her elbow in your butthole??? :sonicjay: :sonicjay:

ok seriously though..............what do you mean by not stretching intestines enough???
 

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so how do you stretch them??? is that what they're doing in those videos where a girl has her arm up to her elbow in your butthole??? :sonicjay: :sonicjay:

ok seriously though..............what do you mean by not stretching intestines enough???
not enough fiber in the diet on a consistent basis such that you have large cleaning type bowel movements through your intestines. What people generally do is eat at a pace and with a diet such that what moves through the intestines is only 1/2 to maybe 3/4 of the ideal size that can move through the intestine.

Picture your typical 2 inch corrugated backyard pool hose or shopvac hose. Then picture your average meal passing through at maybe 3/4-1 inch in diameter thru that hose. Do you know how much junk accumulates in the ridges that make up the corrugation of the hose? Same principle with your intestines.

You basically need large stool pieces to stretch and "scrape" the walls and more water afterwards to flush the loosened pieces out of your intestines. And that site isn't lying when it says some people can lose 5-20lbs just from removing blockages and accumulations.
 

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Just looks like a bunch of hamster skeletons to me.
 

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I started have very rotten gas about 3 months ago and do not know the cause of the increased gas. But man! I have to tell you, when I pass gas, it smells like a full dumpster filled with raw sewage baking in the sun. Now I am one to enjoy a powerful fart here and there, but 10-20 times a day I fart and it is bad enough to clear a room. This really affects my life and how I carry myself. I really hope this gets ‘fixed.’
I think that might F up her dating life......
 

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my doc put me on a high fiber diet for a while and man did I move some matter. after a month my ass was so freaking sore. I just realized I shouldn't have said that.

by the way on average a person passes gas 10-14 times a day
 

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Snopes says differently.
depends on the person really and what they've eaten. my mom worked for a gastro specialist for years and while he says it is good to do every few years, its not as bad as these companies make it sound.
 

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I checked all that out yesterday. Just google colon cleansing scam.

The main ingredient in all the colon cleansers is psyllium husks, the same as in a basic fiber pill. All you are buying and taking is a huge amount of fiber. Go to a freaking health food store and you can buy psyllium husk powder for 4 dollars a bottle. $4 versus around $50 to $100 for the 'special formula' the colon cleanse places try to sell you.

Read for yourself.
 

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That sounds like a bunch of shit to me!
 
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