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Cats are wild animals. They should not be pets.
I now have 3 in my house as of this morning. The last one is a kitten thats locked up in a carrier in case it has rabies.
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Cat #1: Eating disorder. Shit disorder. Heart disorder. Cat cannot control the amount of food he eats, so it eats, pukes, eats, pukes; we feed it small amounts throughout the day. He also has a heart disorder which requires medicine twice a day. But that causes constipation, so we give him shit meds that are liquid that need to be squirted into his mouth twice a day. He HATES the litter box because his SHIT is HURTING him....
Cat #2: SEVERE eating disorder. Eats, pukes, eats, pukes, eats, pukes. Brother goes into a feeding frenzy when she pukes, hoping for more food.
Begs for food ALL day. You stand up, cat attaches itself to your leg and moans loudly, then goes to its dish and moans more, then stands on her hind legs and paws the cabinets and moans until you sit down.
Cat #3: The new cat. Wife has a crazy cat attraction. She found a kitten roaming the yard. Feeds it overnight and this morning attempts to make contact. Well, the cat wants to be WILD and bites my wife twice, yet she still holds onto the thing and brings it INSIDE. Now we are on a 10 day wait to make sure the cat doesn't have rabies and my wife just left for the doctors at 11pm cuz her hand is swelling up and spreading down her arm. I am hoping it doesn't have flees as well....both the cat and my wife.
The only good cat is one that I eat at a Chinese restaurant.
Oh, and when I asked for cats, UP_ROKTOY should have not said a word...I blame him for all my problems.
I now have 3 in my house as of this morning. The last one is a kitten thats locked up in a carrier in case it has rabies.
:chauncy:
Cat #1: Eating disorder. Shit disorder. Heart disorder. Cat cannot control the amount of food he eats, so it eats, pukes, eats, pukes; we feed it small amounts throughout the day. He also has a heart disorder which requires medicine twice a day. But that causes constipation, so we give him shit meds that are liquid that need to be squirted into his mouth twice a day. He HATES the litter box because his SHIT is HURTING him....
Cat #2: SEVERE eating disorder. Eats, pukes, eats, pukes, eats, pukes. Brother goes into a feeding frenzy when she pukes, hoping for more food.
Cat #3: The new cat. Wife has a crazy cat attraction. She found a kitten roaming the yard. Feeds it overnight and this morning attempts to make contact. Well, the cat wants to be WILD and bites my wife twice, yet she still holds onto the thing and brings it INSIDE. Now we are on a 10 day wait to make sure the cat doesn't have rabies and my wife just left for the doctors at 11pm cuz her hand is swelling up and spreading down her arm. I am hoping it doesn't have flees as well....both the cat and my wife.
The only good cat is one that I eat at a Chinese restaurant.
Oh, and when I asked for cats, UP_ROKTOY should have not said a word...I blame him for all my problems.