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I barrowed this from MTM, it was too funny to just let them enojy :sonicjay:

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support
 

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mmmm beeeeeer 6.1
 

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good stuff leanz!

almost as good as the pic yetti posted.
 

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Mud Slut-Hit Every Hole!!
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you need to try installing the master program BJ 6.9
 

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Dont forget that nagging 3.0x can be muted and increase performance of your IPOD. However, Cooking and Cleaning 2.2, ManCaveSeduction.99b, and MyMusic1.0 does improve the benchmarking of MorguagePayment.com and reduce the likelyhood of premature hard-drive failure. If you do experience technical failure of your VISA speiding limit, you may likely suspect your www.dicietfulwaysofahatefullbitch.com forum activity.

:)
 

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Jeep 7.0, Money for Toys 5.3 and LongLeash 6.8 have been known to enhance performance of the Husband 1.0 program. also, there is a new phishing program, in beta, called ReelHimInSlowly1.0 that is intended to smooth the transition of the downgrade from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0.
 

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:sonicjay:

overland the movie "they" with Roudy Roddy Pipper was the shit.
they live. yeah one of my favorites. like the matrix long before the matrix. I hate the fact keith david gets shot by that bitch in the end though.

that pic is from the bank when he says
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. and I'm all out of bubblegum"
 

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Fuck talk, Duck walk!
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they live. yeah one of my favorites. like the matrix long before the matrix. I hate the fact keith david gets shot by that bitch in the end though.

that pic is from the bank when he says
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. and I'm all out of bubblegum"
I love that movie, the fight sceen is epic! 1 of the best ever in a movie.

I havent even gotten to girlfriend 1.0, still debugging dating 1.0 beta release canidate 5
 

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I love that movie, the fight sceen is epic! 1 of the best ever in a movie.

I havent even gotten to girlfriend 1.0, still debugging dating 1.0 beta release canidate 5
 
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