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Living on the Edge
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Blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He
Finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
There for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
Joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
Husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke,
Sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
Should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister . "Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
Mutters, "No. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
 

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Hula Girl At Heart
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I don't find that humorous.
 

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The Biohazards
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So let me get this straight... CC cannot make a joke about selling his girlfriend, but you can tell jokes that belittle all blonde women?

Kinda a double standard eh?
 

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Living on the Edge
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So let me get this straight... CC cannot make a joke about selling his girlfriend, but you can tell jokes that belittle all blonde women?

Kinda a double standard eh?
well Bill, maybe you and I have a different meaning of double standard.

in my title it says Blonde joke.

in CC's title it says "my YJ, girlfriend, chauncy, and gl4x4.com"
the only sentence in the thread is "600 bucks cash"

the only way to think that as a joke of some kind, you would have to think like CC.

now I've been hit in the head with an 18" chainsaw dropped out of a tree, and ran into a 7 ft diameter tree with my head, spent a week in a coma.

still couldn't find any humor in that thread, if you guys need me to think like you's, we can schedule a frontal labotomy and maybe I'll be close enough.

but like the shirt my wife bought me says
"I won't lower my standards to raise yours."
 

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AAA GOLD ROCKS!!!!!
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well Bill, maybe you and I have a different meaning of double standard.

in my title it says Blonde joke.

in CC's title it says "my YJ, girlfriend, chauncy, and gl4x4.com"
the only sentence in the thread is "600 bucks cash"

the only way to think that as a joke of some kind, you would have to think like CC.

now I've been hit in the head with an 18" chainsaw dropped out of a tree, and ran into a 7 ft diameter tree with my head, spent a week in a coma.

still couldn't find any humor in that thread, if you guys need me to think like you's, we can schedule a frontal labotomy and maybe I'll be close enough.

but like the shirt my wife bought me says
"I won't lower my standards to raise yours."
Again with the feel sorry for me crap. Get over it.
 
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WOW!!!




DO YOU NEED A STRAW WITH THAT WHINE!!

:sonicjay: :sonicjay: :sonicjay:

Mr. Einstien himself continues to make himself look like a complete ass.

rockdogg, heres a little lesson from someone not near as smart as you. (me).

People who try to make themselves appear smart, usually aren't.
What they are though, is great humor for the smart people. :tonka:


I think you're the white version of this guy:

 

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Living on the Edge
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am I the only one that finds this kind of funny? since when do you drink wine with a straw? I thought cheese complimented wine nicely?
well obviously you didn't understand the purposely misspelled word "whine" as in whine like a baby
 

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Sinister Minister
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WOW!!!


that's pretty sad if you read "feel sorry for me crap" out of that reply!!


if I felt sorry for anyone, it would be your stupidity!


DO YOU NEED A STRAW WITH THAT WHINE!!
Why do you have to go back and edit all your posts? If you are so superior to us shouldn't you be able to get it right the first time?

:confused:
 
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