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Countryboy
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An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns. 8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting
along."

Then the 4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take
care of me!"

Button buck says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I
guess."

Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the
field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were
in awe. The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone
pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

The 8 pointer says, "I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really
needs 10 anyway?"

4 pointer says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in
confusion. Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the
field! He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts &
Weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean
off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies. His friends immediately
jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!" he
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Uggh
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Did you get the proper permit to tell that joke?
 

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Sinister Minister
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If you replace the word "buck" with the word "inmate" you could really be a hit at work!
 

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Hey BigCunt, I fixed the joke for ya!


CC, Sol Goode and Skooter are standing by a field browsing on acorns. CC, "I'm happy with my 10 ho's, we're really getting along."

Then Sol Goode said, "I'm happy as heck with my 5 ho's, they really take care of me!"

Skoots says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I guess."

Then all of a sudden big cunt ry walks out into the
field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big cunt ry made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three pimps looked on in amazement.

CC says, "I could probably get by with 4 ho's... Who really
needs 10 anyway?"

Sol Goode says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

Skoots was silent, CC and Sol Goode look to him in confusion. Suddenly Skoots runs out into the middle of the
field! He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts & Weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies. His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big dumb sumbitch knows I'm a boy!" he replies.

Big cunt replies, "That's just how I like 'em!"

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Hey BigCunt, I fixed the joke for ya!


CC, Sol Goode and Skooter are standing by a field browsing on acorns. CC, "I'm happy with my 10 ho's, we're really getting along."

Then Sol Goode said, "I'm happy as heck with my 5 ho's, they really take care of me!"

Skoots says, "Anyone know when S pro is due back from Vegas?"
Then all of a sudden big cunt ry walks out into the
field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big cunt ry made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three pimps looked on in amazement.

CC says, "I could probably get by with 4 ho's... Who really
needs 10 anyway?"

Sol Goode says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

Skoots was silent, CC and Sol Goode look to him in confusion. Suddenly Skoots runs out into the middle of the
field! He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts & Weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies. His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big dumb sumbitch knows I'm a boy!" he replies.

Big cunt replies, "That's just how I like 'em!"

:sonicjay:
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Me balls are huge
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Hey BigCunt, I fixed the joke for ya!


CC, Sol Goode and Skooter are standing by a field browsing on acorns. CC, "I'm happy with my 10 ho's, we're really getting along."

Then Sol Goode said, "I'm happy as heck with my 5 ho's, they really take care of me!"

Skoots says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I guess."

Then all of a sudden big cunt ry walks out into the
field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big cunt ry made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three pimps looked on in amazement.

CC says, "I could probably get by with 4 ho's... Who really
needs 10 anyway?"

Sol Goode says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

Skoots was silent, CC and Sol Goode look to him in confusion. Suddenly Skoots runs out into the middle of the
field! He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts & Weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies. His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big dumb sumbitch knows I'm a boy!" he replies.

Big cunt replies, "That's just how I like 'em!"

:sonicjay:
Please remove this joke until ass-pounding season.
 

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Hey BigCunt, I fixed the joke for ya!


CC, Sol Goode and Skooter are standing by a field browsing on acorns. CC, "I'm happy with my 10 ho's, we're really getting along."

Then Sol Goode said, "I'm happy as heck with my 5 ho's, they really take care of me!"

Skoots says, "Anyone know when S pro gets back from Vegas? I have been sitting outside of his girlfriends house all week. I want to be ready to call the cops once he hits me.."

Then all of a sudden big cunt ry walks out into the
field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big cunt ry made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three pimps looked on in amazement.

CC says, "I could probably get by with 4 ho's... Who really
needs 10 anyway?"

Sol Goode says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

Skoots was silent, CC and Sol Goode look to him in confusion. Suddenly Skoots runs out into the middle of the
field! He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts & Weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies. His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big dumb sumbitch knows I'm a boy!" he replies.

Big cunt replies, "That's just how I like 'em!"

:sonicjay:
Re-fixed again
 
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